Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Feb 3, 2010 in
Angry Minute Baseball = A Joke
That’s how I feel about America’s EX-Pasttime. Can you blame me? Want an example? Sure, lets take a look at McGwire vs. Rose.
For those who may not know whom these two are I will break the walls down:
Mark McGwire: MLB career from August 22, 1986 – October 7, 2001. This First Baseman is most known for his “Homerun Race” against Sammy Sosa in 1998 where McGwire went on to surpass Roger Maris’ single season home run record (McGwire nailed 70 homeruns in that season). McGwire has won one World Series ring, three Silver Slugger Awards, one Gold Glove, the 1987 AL Rookie of the Year Award, has made 12 All-Star appearances, and was the winner of the 1992 Home Run Derby.
Pete Rose: MLB career from April 8, 1963 – August 17, 1986. Rose played a variety of positions during his career (OF, 3B, 2B, 1B, Mgr). Rose is the all-time Major League leader in hits (4,256), games played (3,562), at-bats (14,053), and outs (10,328). Rose has won three World Series rings, three batting titles, one MVP Award, two Gold Gloves, the 1963 NL Rookie of the Year Award, and has made 17 All-Star appearances at five different positions.
Even if you don’t know ANYTHING about baseball you can look at those stats and know that these two players have contributed a lot to the game. So what’s my beef with them? Well lets break down the walls even more:
Mark McGwire: Admitted in 2010 that he had used performance-enhancing drugs/steroids throughout his career (including his 1998 homerun record). McGwire never officially “denied” use of steroids when questions during the 1990s, but instead refused to discuss his involvement with or use of steroids until his admission in 2010.
Pete Rose: In 1989 became permanently ineligible for the MLB Hall of Fame due to sports bettings he made while coaching. Rose reportedly bet on 52 games in 1987, but was never proven to bet against his own team (though on multiple occasions he bet FOR his own team). Rose was only found to have gambled in this way from 1985 – 1987. Rose denied any involvement with gambling in this fashion until 1989.
So here is where I start getting pissed. Pete Rose, who bet on his OWN TEAM to win, became ineligible for the MLB Hall of Fame due to these gamblings. MLB says that Rose became ineligible because “that as a manager he could control games, make decisions that could enhance his chances of winning his bets, thus jeopardizing the integrity of the game.”
OK, sure. I guess I can buy that. I don’t think it makes him a horrid person to bet on his own team. If he would have bet AGAINST his own team I could understand. So if MLB takes this stance on Rose for betting on his OWN team then they sure as hell would take an even HARDER line on McGwire and his enhancements. Right?
Wrong!
Yeah, this is the world we live in. Not ONLY has McGwire not been punished for his indiscretions, but he HAS A FRAKING JOB WITH AN MLB TEAM!!! Mark “Roids” McGwire is the hitting coach for his old team, the team he used Roids on and cheated to win accolades and records!
WHAT A FRAKING WORLD!
You wanna know why I hate baseball? Because of shit like this! I would NEVER let my children watch or even be associated with this sport based on such actions. Any sport that PROMOTES the use of steroids is a horrible evil entity. Atleast Pete Rose bet on his OWN team! McGwire CHEATED, yet the big suits over at MLB think its “OK”?!?! Yeah, they probably do because McGwire made them TONS AND TONS OF CASH during his 1998 Homerun race! What about Sammy Sosa? A man who tried to win that title in 1998 under his own power, without the use of illegal steroids? Baseball could care less about all those teams McGwire cheated, lied to, and store from. What hypocrisy!
Baseball, you can go FRAK YOURSELF! You are all nothing more then hypocrites, liars, and cheaters! The MLB’s sense of “wrong vs right” is too messed up for me to ever respect them. When you think gambling on yourself is worse then cheating/lying/stealing then you have some messed up priorities.
As for Pete Rose; he gains my respect for being some humble in the face of adversity.
As for Mark McGwire; I hope he is beat down in a dark alleyway and left for the vultures. You make me sick!!!
Tags: Angry Minute, Baseball, Betting, Drugs, Gambling, Hall of Fame, Hypocrisy, Mark McGwire, MLB, Performance-Enhancing, Pete Rose, Roids, Steroids
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Jan 27, 2010 in
Angry Minute It’s a beautiful January day here in Ohio (which means it is 29F with Scattered Flurries) and before venturing towards work today I decided to stop off and let the old automobile grab a nice cold drink. We’ve all been there before, you swipe your card at the gas pump, push the 400 keys to insist it truly is gas you wish to purchase, and just before you can start making your sale an advertisement pops up on the screen asking if you’d like a car wash with your gas.
A car wash? Really? In the middle of FARKING winter?!? Really? REALLY!
This doesn’t make sense to me at all, and is just down right annoying. Why is it annoying? Let’s go to the LIST OF ANGER to discuss!
LIST OF ANGER GAS STATION CAR WASH EDITION:
1. Paying At The Pump – Maybe they great gas Gods think it is just more convenient to pay for my car wash at the gas pump. Why this makes any sense is beyond me, because even if I buy a car wash at the gas pump I still have to travel over to the car wash area, wait in line, and then when I’m next I need to punch in a code so the car wash knows I already paid. So why in the BLUE HELL don’t I just pay for the car wash… AT THE FRAKING CAR WASH?!?!? If anything this popup at the pump COSTS me time because typically I don’t need to wash my car EVERY FRAKING TIME I pump gas!
2. Oh The Weather Outside Is Frightful – Did I mention that it’s winter? Maybe I could tolerate these advertisements (because that is really what they are) if it was a beautiful summer day. The idea of having my shitmobile sparkling in the sunlight is a majestic thought, but the truth is there is snow in the sky and a car wash is the last thing on my mind. Instead they want to waste my time at the pump instead of letting me do my business. Frakin jerks.
3. If At First You Don’t Succeed – Plain and simple these “suggestions” for a car wash at the pump is just another form of advertisements, and I think it needs to stop. Doesn’t it piss you off when you are trying to buy something and the seller pipes up, “Would you like to buy a bag of Doritos for $1.29? How about one of out Energy Drinks, 2 for $3.49?” Maybe if I was getting a deal or even some savings I can understand, but I’m not. They are just trying to sell me a car wash, no discount or anything. Well FRAK them.
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POSTANGER:
I guess this is more of an annoyance then anything, but this is very annoying to me and when something annoys me for long enough it starts to piss me off… and that ANGERS ME!
Stop shoving you’re shit down my throat! If I WANTED to buy your product I would have PURCHASED your product!
Let me do the business I want to do and let me get on my way. I am too busy to deal with your product placement. If anything when I’m asked this question it makes me NOT want to buy a car wash from you! So STOP IF MOTHER FRAKERS!
Tags: Advertisement, Angry Minute, Car Wash, Gas Pump, Gas Station
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Jan 20, 2010 in
Angry Minute I don’t understand our government or the people who stand by and agree with some of the most inept policies I have ever seen. And I know this article may paint me as a badguy (or a douchebag) yet I still will write it because it is what I believe.
I first want to start off by saying I feel for all those affected by the tragic 7.0 earthquake that rocked the island of Haiti last week. Thousands have died, are homeless, and have suffered severely from this tragedy. I pray to the FSM for their safety and hope that they may rebuild and move on past this horror.
But why in the BLUE HELL is our government handing out dollars like we print them (this is suppose to be an ironic statement as our government does print the money)? Where the FRAK are we getting all this money?
The government is meant to RUN THE FRAKING COUNTRY! You know, the one called USA?!?! The USA who has thousands starving on its own shores?!?! The USA who is throwing people out of there homes, forcing them onto the streets?!?! The USA that is Trillions (that’s with a T) of dollars in debt?!?! Yeah, that USA!
It sounds heartless but I have always been raised to take care of myself, and the United States of American is NOT even doing that! No, instead our government feels like it can save the world. Like it needs to protect everyone.
We are NOT the world’s protectors.
Now I’m all for private donors (like Wyclef and Sandra Bullock) donating relief to the island, but the USA does not have the money to go out and bail out another country. This is totally irresponsible!
Haiti is its own country, if it wanted our help they would be part of the United States of America and they would pay taxes and contribute to the melting pot called USA. Our government should only be helping AMERICANS, if others want or need our help I’m sure we can come to an agreement on a loan OR private donors can donate. The government should NOT be a private donor because WE ARE NOT PRIVATE! We need to stop bailing people out and let people learn to help themselves.
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POSTANGER:
American can take care of everyone else’s problems once we take care of our own. When we don’t have starving children within our own borders, when we don’t have homeless, when we become the great country we are suppose to be… then and ONLY then will I say we can help other I need. What will happen when we are in need? Oh wait… we ARE in need of help. Trillions of Dollars in need! Somebody help!!!!!!
US Government needs to learn its role. Leave private donations to the private donors.
Tags: Angry Minute, Debt, Disaster, Donations, Donors, Earthquake, Government, Haiti, Haitian, Relief, US Government
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Jan 14, 2010 in
AngryReview 
IT PISSED ME OFF: Horrid game. The story was boring, resulting in myself getting lost alot. The CODEWORD system they use to make conversation engaging makes me vomit and requires you to talk to EVERYONE multiple times in hopes they are the one who needs the CODE, and if they aren’t then you have to backtrack to all the other towns and search for either a new CODEWORD or the precise person who needs said CODEWORD. The experience system levels up via what you use, which would be great if it wasn’t such a slow and daunting process that causes you to level grind for hours. Overall this is the worst Final Fantasy I’ve played and I was only happy when it was over because I was done with it. Don’t play, skip from 1 to 3 and save yourself the pain. (please note this is for the NES version of Final Fantasy, as Final Fantasy II on the SNES is actually Final Fantasy IV and that game is SUPER AWESOME and not a bag of dog poop)
Tags: AngryReview, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy II, Japan, NES, Nintendo, Video Games
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Jan 13, 2010 in
Angry Minute I like taking pictures; some would say it’s a hobby of mine. And when I want to print those pictures I take them to a Photo Center and have them created into reality. Typically in the past I have done this at K-Mart, but with K-mart slowly dying and WalMart everywhere I decided in my last two print adventures to travel to WalMart for my printing. But my experience at WalMart was nothing short of insulting.
The last time I went was just insulting. I took in a few pictures and set them to print, came back an hour later to get those prints. Yet it seems everytime I go get pictures from WalMart I’m being subpoenaed by some douche behind the counter accusing me like I’m a criminal.
WalMart has this rule about printing copyrighted pictures, but the problem is there is no real way to tell who owns the copyright of a picture. So when I take a picture that looks “too good” they start throwing a fit.
This last time was particularly angering to me. The lady told me she wouldn’t give me a picture because it looked “too professional” in her eyes and that I couldn’t possibly own the copyright to it. I informed her I took that picture so the copyright was owned by me… and then she asked me the stupidest most retarded thing ever: she asked me to PROVE that I took the picture! Now how in the BLUE HELL am I suppose to prove that?!? I asked her, and she stuttered and couldn’t give me an answer to save her life, her only “advice” was that I need to take crappier pictures. That’s right, WalMart (the store who SELLS high end cameras to take PROFESSIONAL STYLE PICTURES) tells me to take shitty pictures! What a Chris CROCKer of shit!
I told that photo lab bitch off! Frak her! Also, I read online that WalMart is supposed to make you sign a waver for pictures that they find to be “too professional”. I want to state that on every occasion I have NOT been given this form, only told that I could not print the picture because there is no way a guy like me could take such a great picture. That is insulting to me as a person, I’d say it was racist even!
Frak you WalMart! You own the copyright of being assholes! I WILL take my business elsewhere, you assmasters!
Tags: Copyright, Photo, Photo Center, Picture, Printing, Wal-Mart, WalMart
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Jan 6, 2010 in
Angry Minute First off let’s take a moment to thank the great FSM that the Holiday season is over. It was fun, but way to busy!
One of the things I did during my Holiday break was visit family. And on the whole my family don’t piss me off (sure we yell and scream but that’s just how my family does things. We are Douchebags after all). It was during one of these family gatherings that ANGER snuck itself into the fray.
It was Christmas Eve, and though I do not celebrate Christmas myself (Pastafarians like me celebrate the season of Holiday instead) I know my family does. So my love and I made the journey to Grandmother’s house, to enjoy a feast of dead animals and the unwrapping of gifts. I got a new wallet, a Mr. Potato Head, and a bracelet engraved with my initials. All was amazing, and anger looked to not be home for Christmas.
Then it started, just like a small snowflake starting to roll off the top of a mountain. For Xmas Grandma got the Sex in the City Season One on DVD. THE HORROR!!!!! Actually I could care less about Sex in the City (unless I’m the one getting the sex) so this was not the angry moment. Grandma doesn’t have a DVD Player. Well that’s no big deal either as I had a spare, so I brought it as an additional gift so she could enjoy her DVDs. Ain’t I just the best?
Now being the “tech geek” it is by law that I must hook up any and all electronic devices for others to play. DVDs are no exception. So off to the bedroom I go to hook the DVD Player up. Grandma has one of them old TVs that only has Coax, but she pays a large sum of money each month to Time Warner to have this big box in her room so she can DVR her shows. Below is an image of a TW Cable Box, very similar to the one Grandma has in her room.
Well if there are no AV Hookups on the TV thank the FSM that TW was nice enough to have them on their boxes. Actually I found 3 AV Hookups on the TW Box, 2 on the back and the ones on the front. Don’t know what an AV Hookup is? I went ahead and highlighted them below.
So I hooked up the DVD Player, turned it on, and pressed the input button on the remote. Nothing. Hmmmmm maybe I hooked it up wrong. So I use the AV Hookups in the back of the box. Try to switch the input again… nothing. The remote is responding, and I see a symbol on the box flash when I try to change the input of the device yet nothing happens. So I go into full troubleshooting mode, checking the cables and all of that… but everything is correct and should be working without issue.
So I swallow my pride and call Time Warner’s Tech Support line. There must be a reason I can’t switch the input, I just can’t understand what it is. So I get somebody on Christmas Eve in Time Warner’s Tech Support building. She seems nice but had a hint of “I don’t want to be at work” in her voice. I kindly let her know what I was doing, and without a skip she responded, “You can’t do that. We disable AV Inputs on our devices.”
Ummm, excuse me? My natural reaction to her response was a simple “Why?”. Why would you disable AV Inputs? Her response, “We disable them as they are not our boxes”.
That’s right, she told me that Time Warner, who SENT the box to Grandma and even HOOKED THE FRAKER UP, wasn’t “their responsibility”. Sure they charge her a monthly fee to have the box, but since Time Warner didn’t create the device they disable functions of the AV Inputs on the device.
This PISSES ME OFF! I understand you not supporting something, but when you SEND a device that ON THE FRONT has these ports you are being what we call in the business a DICKTEASE! Why even send a box with these ports on them if you aren’t going to even let your customers use them? Its total bullshit and I let her know that. But all she could tell me is whatever her script tells her. She couldn’t even give me information on who to complain to. What a WHORE!
I even went onto TW’s website to try and see what the manuals say for these boxes… but the “cartoon” images of these boxes don’t even SHOW the AV inputs on the front of the device. They conveniently REMOVED them from their manuals as if they aren’t really there! These are not the AV Inputs you are looking for… what a Chris CROCKer OF SHIT!
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POSTANGER:
So Grandma didn’t get to watch her DVDs because Time Warner (the Nazi’s of the Cable community) wouldn’t let her plug in a DVD player to her Time Warner Cable Box. I thought we lived in the land of the free, but I guess we live in the “hey we’ll give you a product with all the bells and whistles and then not even let you use these bells and whistles.” If you don’t want me to use something DON’T OFFER IT ON YOUR DEVICES! And don’t give me that BS that Time Warner didn’t make these boxes; TW has a contract with Scientific Atlantic for these boxes so they either should have a cover over the ports or had the ports entirely removed. This is just another instance of Time Warner being total dicks and not giving a damn about anyonje but their bottom line. And then they wonder why people download TV from the interwebs instead of buying Cable… what idiots! VIA REVOLUTION!!!!!
Tags: Angry Minute, Audio Video, AV, Cable, Christmas, DVD, DVR, Grandma, Holiday, Television, Time Warner, Xmas
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Dec 31, 2009 in
Angry Minute Tis the season of giving 
This Holiday (not christmas, as Holiday is the traditional celebration for all FSMers) I wanted to look back at a year that saw Angry Minute be born. Angry Minute was actually created on Jan 28th 2009 through the Notes Application in Facebook. It was SOOOOOO popular that the website had to be created. Because of this there are actually several AngryMinutes that were NEVER posted on this website.
So with these last 4 weeks of 2009 I want to post the top 4 Angry Minutes that were never posted on this website. MERRY HOLIDAY BASTARDS!!!
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ANGER TOPIC: People who call off work because of bad weather
(originally posted on 01/28/2009; the FIRST AngryMinute EVER!)
I live in Ohio, where if you don’t like the weather all ya need to do is wait five minutes and it’ll change. We have been hit with a recent rash of snow and rain, which causes people to become morons and imbeciles. I could rant about the idiots who drive 5mph on the freeway, or the jerk that is racing 70mph in a school zone… but I have a special place for those who are just plain lazy.
Why in the hell would you EVER call off work for weather? Unless there is a natural disaster (in which case you and your county would be under a warning that would prohibit you from coming to work) there is NO REASON to EVER call off work for weather.
If you called off because it snowed, you are lazy. Period, no exceptions. “But I have personal days” you say. Doesn’t matter, you’re a lazy piece of crap and should be fired for not doing your job. Bad weather isn’t a personal problem, get over yourself. You’re not that important.
I live in Ohio. OHIO! If you call off cuz of weather your not only lazy, but stupid and inconsiderate. You don’t care about your coworkers (who came to work and are picking up your slack) and you sure as hell don’t realize you can MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF MY STATE! It snows in Ohio, you didn’t know? LOOK OUTSIDE ASSHOLE! That white shit of the floor is what we call “snow” and it happens EVERY YEAR!!! If you can’t take it, get the F out! There are states that don’t have snow, but you know you’d just make another excuse not to show up to work. Cuz your lazy and deserve to be fired and live on the street cuz that is where lazy people should live.
Excuses that are acceptable would be things like your car/girlfriend/boyfriend/friend/family/yourself being sick/dying. Everything else should be PREAPPROVED. If you didn’t get it approve, tough! If I were your boss I’d fire you if you requested a day off and I denied it yet you were “sick” on that day.
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POSTANGER:
If you call off work for weather it boils down to this:
1. You’re lazy
2. You have no respect for your job/coworkers/employer
3. You have no discipline/self-control
Don’t agree with me? Leave a comment. But just know one thing; I’m right, I’m always right.
Tags: Angry Minute, Call Off, Employee, Employer, Ohio, Snow, Weather, Work
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Dec 23, 2009 in
Angry Minute Tis the season of giving
This Holiday (not christmas, as Holiday is the traditional celebration for all FSMers) I wanted to look back at a year that saw Angry Minute be born. Angry Minute was actually created on Jan 28th 2009 through the Notes Application in Facebook. It was SOOOOOO popular that the website had to be created. Because of this there are actually several AngryMinutes that were NEVER posted on this website.
So with these last 4 weeks of 2009 I want to post the top 4 Angry Minutes that were never posted on this website. MERRY HOLIDAY BASTARDS!!!
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ANGER TOPIC: Taking Parental Responsibility
(originally posted on 03/25/2009)
You know what gets under my FRAKIN skin? When parents blame everyone except themselves or their children! Because FSM knows that your brats can’t do anything wrong!
FRAK THAT!!!
Parents love to play the dumb card. They love to say, “I can’t watch my kid all the time”, “My kid’s a good kid”, and “I want to be their friend, not their enemy”. Um… YOU ARE THE PARENT! It IS your job to watch you kid AT ALL TIMES (you are RESPONSIBLE for them after all). Even the best kids do the worst things under pressure, so the kid needs a PARENT to keep them in line and not a friend (kids have plenty of friends, but they are very limited on parents).
Let’s take a look at this with a three prong story edition of THE LIST OF ANGER!!!!!
LIST OF ANGER:
1. Being Their Friend: So I was watching “The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet” yesterday and they did this segment about Spring Break. They had an 18 year-old girl who wanted to go to Mexico for Spring Break, and her parent was actually going to let her! The Government has released a notice telling Americans to STAY AWAY from Mexico for Spring Break because of the kidnappings, murders, and all that FUN AND CRAZY STUFF! But this bubbly blond wanted to go “have fun” without her mommy anyway. I guess that would be fine if the 18 year-old wasn’t saying things like “I want to party with my friends” and “I should be able to make my own decisions”. And the amazing part is the parent was actually leaning towards letting her go EVEN THOUGH the parent works for a lawfirm and has seen first hand what these heathens do during Spring Break. Why is that? Because mommy didn’t want to be the parent, she wanted to be the friend. And I know what you are gonna say; “The chick is 18, she is legal and can do whatever she wants.” NO! NO! NO! She is a senior in high school, and she still lives at home so that makes the PARENT IN CHARGE! Yet the parent doesn’t want to be in charge, they want to be friends. YOU ARE NOT YOUR CHILDS FRIEND!!!! Also, just because your kid is 18 DOES NOT MAKE THEM AN ADULT! (http://www.mandjshow.com/show-recaps/tuesday-march-24-mj-investigates-spring-break/)
2. Taking Responsibility: This is a tragic story. Jessica Logan was a sweet 18 year-old who decided that she wanted to up her game with her boyfriend of a couple months so she took sexy nude photos of herself and sent them to him over the phone. Well, the loving and caring boyfriend forwarded those photos and eventually hundreds of kids in the Cincinnati High School had seen Jessica’s goods. The children then started to taunt her, making fun of her no matter where she was. Jessica was so distressed because of the taunting. They called her a slut, a whore, and probably YOUR MOM. What horrible things to say to a girl who wasn’t a whore… she just wanted a man she had been dating for only a few weeks to view her sexy and luscious body as an object for him to conquer and own. (Um… isn’t that what a whore is???). In any case she couldn’t take it anymore so she took her own life, not thinking of the ones she loved. She did the EXACT SAME THING when she messaged her boyfriend nude cell-phone photos of herself (she was selfish). She was only thinking of herself and how she wanted to get her boyfriend (who she’d only been dating for a month or two) all hot and bothered so they could go roll in the hay (that’s slang for bumpin uglies, horizontal mambo, or even the famous doin’ it). But that isn’t what really bothers me (though it does, and will be an Angry Minute at some point). What ANGERS me is the parents, after all of this, still think THEY DID NOTHING WRONG! Let me quote her mother, Cynthia Logan: “My only baby that I will never be able to touch again. I will never have grandchildren. I will never be able to hand down my heirlooms. I’m just devastated by these parents that allow their children to do and say anything they want.” Um… EXCUSE ME?!?!? You are devastated that these parents let their children do and say whatever they want? Yeah, um… YOU ARE ONE OF THESE PARENTS ASSHAT! You let your daughter do whatever she wanted!!! She posed for nude photos, sent them to a man she’d only been with for a short period, and then killed herself because she didn’t know where to turn. SHE SURE AS HELL DIDN’T TURN TO YOU!!!! Sounds like she did what she wanted. YOU gave her life, YOU gave her the phone, and YOU gave her moral direction. Kids tease, THAT IS PART OF LIFE PEOPLE! If Jessica had been raised to know better she wouldn’t have been in this position in the first place. TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY! I don’t care if you tell me she was a good kid, because PROOF shows us something a bit different. It only takes one moment to turn a good kid bad. ONE FRAKIN MOMENT! (http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20090322/NEWS01/903220312?foo=fee)
3. Punishment: And here is the REAL problem. Parents think that there kids are special and don’t need disciplined. You see it all the time. Think of the kid throwing the tantrum at the grocery store because he wants a candy bar. I’ve seen parents SO LAZY that they don’t want to deal with the embarrassment so they buy the item for their child. WHAT THE FRAK!?!?! Or have you ever been out to dinner and you see that parents dealing with their children who are throwing food, acting like animals? What do these parents do? They calmly say “Now that’s not nice. Don’t throw your food.” YOUR KID NEEDS A GOOD OLD FASION ASS WHOOPIN! When in the FSM’s name did we allow our children to act like heathens? If I even thought about doing something bad I got beat! “But that’s abuse” some may say. No, that is PARENTING! If your kid is a monster it is YOUR FAULT! YOU ARE A BAD PARENT! Now I know there are some cases where this may not be true (some kids are bad, no matter how amazing there parents are) but the majority of these kids are doing whatever the hell they want because no one is giving them a reason not to. If there is no real punishment then what is to stop them from doing whatever they want. You’re kids DO NOT have the right to be out in public annoying me or others. THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL! As a child I knew that I was to behave in public, to be on my best behavior. I feared my mother and father (and I still do) but now I’m older I have THANKED THEM for beating me and giving me moral direction. They wanted me to be able to make GOOD CHOICES. They are my PARENTS and they treated me as there CHILD. And I STILL behave myself because even though I’m an adult my mother will still pull my pants down and beat me if I act up. BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME! If you DON’T beat your child YOU ARE A BAD PARENT. PERIOD THE FRAKIN END!
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POSTANGER:
Being Their Friend – There is plenty of time to be their friend once they are grown up and are mature (I say that is around 22-23 years old). You are the parent, not the friend. Kids need a parent and if you don’t be their parent then they will grownup to not know the difference between right and wrong. Be their friend later, be their parent NOW.
Taking Responsibility – It is easy for parents to not blame themselves, but the truth is that it’s your kid and your responsibility. When your kid does something wrong that is your fault. I know kids will be kids and all that junk, but you are the parent. If my dog bit you who would be held responsible? I would, because it is MY dog. It is YOUR kid, so it is your responsibility. Be active with your kids, be involved in what they like, and learn EVERYTHING that they are interested in. If you are not a proactive parent then you aren’t really a good parent.
Punishment – No one wants to spank their kids, but it has to be done. I know I’ll get flak on this, but I’m a firm believer that sometimes physical punishment is needed. There is a time and place for it, but it is needed to raise a good kid. If you don’t use physicality then you are showing weakness to your child, and they will use that to their advantage to get away with whatever they want. Don’t believe me? Yeah, probably cuz you weren’t beat and think you turned out just fine. Delusion is fun isn’t it?
Tags: Angry Minute, Children, Friend, Kids, Parents, Personal Responsibility, Punishment, Responsivility, Spanking
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Dec 16, 2009 in
Angry Minute Tis the season of giving
This Holiday (not christmas, as Holiday is the traditional celebration for all FSMers) I wanted to look back at a year that saw Angry Minute be born. Angry Minute was actually created on Jan 28th 2009 through the Notes Application in Facebook. It was SOOOOOO popular that the website had to be created. Because of this there are actually several AngryMinutes that were NEVER posted on this website.
So with these last 4 weeks of 2009 I want to post the top 4 Angry Minutes that were never posted on this website. MERRY HOLIDAY BASTARDS!!!
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ANGER TOPIC: Using Turn Signals
(originally posted on 04/29/2009)
Is this SOOOOOOOOO hard?!?!?!?! Must be, cuz rejects and retards seem to not understand what that leaver is beside their FRAKIN steering wheel!!!
Here, let me help: ITS CALL A TURN SIGNAL! USE IT, ASSHAT!!!
Man, it ANGERS me sooooooooo bad when I got some retardo infront of me, beside me, hell ANYWHERE on the road, and they decide they DON’T need to use their turn signal! YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAW!!! Maybe people just don’t understand the law, so let be bring out my lawyer hat and throw you to THE LIST OF LAW!!!! (please note I live in Ohio but the law is very similar in all 50 States. Also, I am not a lawyer and you should consult one if you are not understanding the laws in your area.)
LIST OF LAW:
1. Ohio Law states that you are to provide an adequate signal for turning atleast 100 feet before making a turn, changing lanes on a multi-lane road, passing a vehicle on a two lane road (by law you are to honk aswell, and you can actually get away with not using the signal as long as you flash your headlights), merging into a stream of traffic, and merging out of a stream of traffic (like taking an exit)
2. Turn signal lights must be visible at a distance of no less than 300 feel in normal sunlight. If they do not work, you are REQUIRED to perform the correct hand signals when performing any of the above turns/merges/etc
3. It is the LAW that you use your turn signal to let other drivers know that you are planning to pull into/out of the stream of traffic. As the driver entering/exiting the highway you are required to yield to motorists already on the freeway; the stream of traffic always has the right of way.
4. It is illegal to drive into the median or crossover if you miss your exit/turn.
Sooooo what does this mean to you? I mean, no one really gets hurt when you don’t use your turn signal… right?
WRONG! FRAKIN WRONG ASSHAT!!! YOU ARE A WRONG STUPID MORON ASSHAT THAT I WANT TO KICK IN THE BALLZ! IN YOUR BALLZ!
A Response Insurance National Driving Habits Survey revealed that 57% of drivers don’t regularly use their signals. I guess they think that it’s cool to just drive wherever the hell they please! FRAK THEM!
Did you know that Unintended Lane Changes have been the direct cause of 23,000 annual fatalities on U.S. roadways? That’s 60 people killed a day just because turn signals were not used!!!!! That is a CRAP way to die people!!!!
In 2007 Ohio had 7,965 crashes caused by Improper Turns and 20,029 crashes caused by Improper Lane Changes. That’s 10.2% of all crashes in 2007!!!! 5,526 of those crashes caused injury, while 130 of them were fatal (that’s 11.2% of all fatal crashes in 2007 caused by not using a turn signal! WTF!!!)
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POSTANGER:
So you see, its not that I’m a Masked D-bag and want to flip out about something, it’s that I’m sick and tired of asshats putting my life and the lives of those I love in danger!
If you change lanes PUT ON YOUR FSM DAMN TURN SIGNAL! I don’t care if you are the only FRAKIN car on the road, you are REQUIRED TO! IT IS THE LAW! Stop putting my life and others in danger cuz you’re too damn lazy to flip a switch. If you’re that frakin lazy then you should be shot and strung up by your private parts till you die a horrible humiliating death cuz you’re worthless to society!!!!
Road rage is typically caused by those who don’t follow the law. Those immaculate people who think the law is below them. The law is not below you! But if you don’t use your turn signal and someone you love dies in a horrific traffic accident DON’T ASK FOR MY SYMPOTHY because I’ll be fresh out. Don’t hate the playa, hate the game! MOOSHOE!!!
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REFERENCES:http://www.ohio4h.org/youth/carteens/documents/CarteensOhioLawsCurriculum.pdf
http://www.signalamerica.org/
http://www.roadandtravel.com/safetyandsecurity/2007/road-rage.htm
http://www.bmv.ohio.gov/pdf_forms/HSY-7607.pdf
http://www.ohiotrafficlawyers.com/traffic-violation-facts.cfm
http://www.publicsafety.ohio.gov/crashes/crash_facts.asp
Tags: Angry Minute, Automobile, Car, Law, Ohio, Traffic, Turn, Turn Signal, Turn Signals, Vehicle
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Dec 9, 2009 in
Angry Minute Tis the season of giving
This Holiday (not christmas, as Holiday is the traditional celebration for all FSMers) I wanted to look back at a year that saw Angry Minute be born. Angry Minute was actually created on Jan 28th 2009 through the Notes Application in Facebook. It was SOOOOOO popular that the website had to be created. Because of this there are actually several AngryMinutes that were NEVER posted on this website.
So with these last 4 weeks of 2009 I want to post the top 4 Angry Minutes that were never posted on this website. MERRY HOLIDAY BASTARDS!!!
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ANGER TOPIC: Male Restroom Behavior
(originally posted on 02/04/2009)
This is something that has boggled my mind for years, and it just amazes me how many times I walk into a public restroom and see the disarray that my fellow man has left it in. I can’t really speak for women as I’ve only been in their restroom a couple of times (though I will say what you ladies do with their “lady products” in the restroom is just disgusting. And BTW ladies, you’re not to flush them!) but since I am a man (a manly man) I am in the men’s side of the commode all the time. Maybe I gots to do a #1, or a #2, but regardless I see issues and problems that brings my blood to a boil!!!
Let’s start with the LIST OF ANGER!
1) Urinal Etiquette – At some point some guy decided that there needed to be this thing called a urinal. Urinals are meant for #1s, while toilets are meant for #2s and in case there are no urinals then AND ONLY THEN should they be used for #1s. BUT some other douche decided “man, I don’t want no dude checkin out my junk” so now there’s this dumb rule that if someone is using a urinal and there is an open urinal right beside that person you are to USE A FRICKEN TOILET?!?! WTF?!?! First off, I’m not homophobic so I’m not afraid of a dude checkin out my package. Heck, let him take a nice good look at the noodle the Flying Spaghetti Monster gave me! It’s these fear mongers who piss me off. Are you afraid to piss beside another man? What is your deal???
2) Pissing in a Toilet – So, since there is this homophobic urinal rule, most men will piss in a toilet even if a urinal is open. This pisses me off in more ways then one. I started a diet recently (to gain weight, not lose it) so I find I’m getting pretty regular with my body. Me and my body have always had a very good relationship, so when it tells me “hey, I got a bun baked in the oven” I make sure to go and make a deposit. But how many times have I walked into the restroom to see no open stalls and TWO open urinals!!! This wouldn’t anger me if two of the people in those stalls weren’t pissin!!!!! How FRICKIN rude! How would you feel if I pinched off a hot steamy loaf right into a urinal?! HUH!!! WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?!?! THEN STOP PEEIN WHERE I POO!!!
3) Pissing ON the Toilet – This is totally unacceptable. Sometimes I will get into the restroom and walk into a stall to find either the last person couldn’t muster the strength the lift the toilet seat OR they decided that the toilet seat was some sort of object that needed to be washed their own urine. Either way, if I got to poo I don’t want to sit in someone else’s waste! So then I either have to find ANOTHER stall (if one isn’t being pissed in) OR I have to get down on my knees and pretend I am housekeeping just so my rump doesn’t get violated by a sitting golden puddle! WTF?!?! Can’t people lift the seat (ladies, I feel your pain)!!!
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POSTANGER:
Let’s Have Some Recap Questions;
1) Do you use the public restrooms? Why or Why Not?
2m) Men, are you lifting the seat when you pee in public restrooms?
2w) Women, do you actually sit on the seat or do you do that whole parallel bars thing (also known as “the hover”)? Why or Why Not?
3m) Men, if there is an open urinal but the adjacent urinal is being used do you decide not to piss in the urinal and instead use a stall? Why or Why Not?
3w) Women, what are some Female Restroom Behaviors that piss you off? (literally and figuratively)
I WANT ANSWERS! I want to know who these sick freaks are! I’m calling you out! Because here is how I see it;
A) If you can’t piss beside another guy, you’re homophobic!
B) If you piss on the toilet seat you’re selfish and I want to come to your house so I can piss all over your toilet seat AND in your sink!
PROVE ME WRONG or PROVE ME RIGHT! Because as I see it, I’m right until you can prove me wrong. But I don’t see how that will happen here. LET’S SEE THOSE COMMENTS! MOOSHOE!!!!
Tags: Angry Minute, Behavior, Piss, Poop, Restroom, Retro, Shit, Toilet, Urinal, Urine