Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Nov 25, 2009 in
Angry Minute You know what pisses me off? People who aren’t thankful! It’s FRAKIN Thanksgiving! What the FRAK is wrong with people who aren’t thankful?!?!
So go out, be with your family and friends, and enjoy the holiday. Thank the FSM for everything he provides us, and thanks the ones you love for making your worthless and pathetic life less worthless and pathetic.
And if you are one of those CRAZY people who are going out for Black Friday I say this; YOU ARE INSANE! INSANE CRAZY INSANE!!!!!
Be safe and HAPPY FRAKIN’ THANKSGIVING from all the Masked Douchebags of the world! Woooooooooooooo!
Tags: thankful, Thanksgiving
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Nov 18, 2009 in
Angry Minute I am a people person (yeah with all this anger I bet you could tell) so I’ve always enjoyed the work I do for multiple tech support Help Desks. Yeah, I’m that guy at the 1-800 number telling you how to fix your TV, Computer, Phone, or whatever your Help Desk helps with. But customers are stupid and piss me off. Here are some of the top sheet that piss me off when people call into a Help Desk:
1. May I Ask Who’s Calling: This is the very first question a tech support, help desk, or anyone who works for a call center has to ask the customer. Do you know why? Because WE NEED TO PULL UP YOUR FRAKIN INFORMATION!!! But some ARSEHOLES don’t reply to this question! HOW FRAKIN RUDE! It usually goes like this:
Masked D-Bag #8: Thanks for calling Tech Support, this is Masked D-Bag #8. May I get your name please?
Customer: Yeah my thing is broken!
Masked D-Bag #8: OK sir, let me look at your account. And whom am I speaking with?
Customer: Why can’t you guys keep this shit working?! I have to call in all the time and all you do is… <enter ranting here>
Can you see how FRUSTRATING a caller like this can be?! And the worst thing is that person is ONLY HURTING THEMSELVES! If I can’t look you up I can’t help you, plain and simple.
2. Customer Places Me On Hold: OK, so you called in to get your TV or Internet fixed and you got me. Cool, I’m more then happy to help you. But then there is a knock on your door and you need to see who it is. Still cool, go ahead and place me on hold and see who it is… BUT DON’T LEAVE ME ON HOLD FOR FRAKIN 15 MINUTES!!!! Most call centers actually have a rule that if you leave the tech on hold for longer then 5min they can disconnect, so don’t get all prissy when you return and no one is there. IT’S YOUR FAULT, NOT OURS!!!!
3. Cellphone Answering: You called me for help, yet you KEEP ANSWERING YOUR DAMN CELLPHONE! And it makes me laugh when people do this just to tell the person on the other end, “I’m on the phone with tech support, I’ll call you right back.” ISN’T THAT WHY WE HAVE VOICEMAIL?!?! WHAT THE FRAK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!!! Get over yourself, you are NOT that important and if you were you’d have a dedicated I.T. guy fixing your problem instead of calling me!
4. Tantrum Children: If I bothered my mother when she was on the phone I got an ass beating! But now parents have NO control of their children! So all I hear in the background is “WAAAHHHHHHHH” and “Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom!!” SHUT UP! You’re kids are MONSTERS! And then these parents get pissy with ME because I can’t hear them?! WHAT THE FRAK?!?!?!
5. Getting Personal: Look, I’ll take a lot of punishment on the phone. You can cuss, you can be mad, you can yell… but NEVER get personal with ME! It isn’t MY fault your shit doesn’t work, I just work here and am at the mercy of technology. But when you say my mother raised a janitor, or that I’m worthless and stupid then we are GONNA RUMBLE! You don’t know me, so don’t pretend you do! Let me do my job, and if you’re not down with that I go two words for ya: FRAK YOU!
6. You Called Me For Help, Let ME Help: And then there is “Mr. I’m a Rocket Scientist so I know sooooo much more then you do” person. This fraker calls ME for help, and then proceeds to tell ME that everything I’m trying to do is either WRONG or that HE ALREADY DID THAT! I don’t CARE if you already did it, I have RULES and QAs that require I perform X amount of troubleshooting. You WILL do what I say or else you can call back and get a different person who will TELL YOU THE SAME THING! Also you’re an ASS and if you know so FRAKIN much why do you need to call ME for help anyway?!?!
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Do YOU have an interesting story about calling/working for a call center? Leave a comment! HOLLA!!!
Tags: Angry Minute, Call Center, Calls, Cellphone, Customers, Help Desk, Phone, Telephone
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Nov 11, 2009 in
Angry Minute Sometimes in life you just need to remember when you were a kid. Because truth is we learned everything we ever need to know in our younger years. And during those years I learned some important lessons:
1. Do onto others as you’d have them do onto you
2. If it’s brown flush it down
3. Sticks and stones and will break my bones but words will never hurt me
Words will never hurt me? But people say mean things and it hurts my feeling!
Boo Hoo! Get the FRAK over it!
So what is this all about? It’s about the F-Word, and I don’t mean FRAK either! I mean FAG!
Yeah, I said it. FAG FAG FAG!
“But Masked D-Bag #8, why are you slamming gay people like that?” Umm… who said anything about gay people???
If you watched South Park last Wednesday you know what’s going on. And I full accept that words have multiple meaning and that no one owns a word like fag. BUT that doesn’t stop organizations like GLAAD (they are the gay people who flip out about people making fun of gay people) say that FAG means a gay slur instead of a bundle of sticks… or even its true CURRENT definition which is DOUCHEBAG!
OK, I better stop right there cuz I’m no fag. When I say douchebag/fag I mean that asshat that cuts you off in traffic WITHOUT A FRAKIN TURN SIGNAL! Now that is a FAG! Or when you’re in line at Subway and there’s that douche who’s in front of you who needs to order but the dick is on the phone! FAAAAAAAG!
So I guess I’m upset because, well, GLAAD doesn’t want to let FAG change. No, because GLAAD wouldn’t have much to do if we accepted homosexuality (which I have, I’m cool with gays as long as they ain’t all gay on me!). For a group that is all about accepting change these people really don’t get it. You know I was a GEEK in school and that term was offensive back in my day, but now GEEK is CHEK and if you’re geek now you’re COOL! See how the word evolves? If you said “nope” then you’re a fag!
Now I know people get offended by all sorts of crap, but guess why I designed this website? TO PISS YOU OFF! But the truth is YOU PISS ME OFF! Fag is a word, just a word and ONLY a word. If people want a word to not hurt then they need to not let that word hurt them. And words morph and change, so people need to accept and adapt.
I will now say the word FAG without worry. I have a gay friend and he spews that word more then anyone I have met. He believes it means a douchebag, so as far as I’m concerned that’s what it means. Don’t like it? Who are you to question what words I believe in? Don’t oppress my beliefs, for my beliefs are my religion. Don’t oppress me FAG!
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Fag means a douchebag, so just get over it! What fags!
VROOM! VROOM! VROOM!
Tags: Angry Minute, Define, Definition, Fag, Gay, GLAAD, Homosexual, Meaning, South Park, Word
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Nov 5, 2009 in
AngryReview 
It Didn’t Piss Me Off: Remeber the 90’s X-Men cartoon? Yeah, this is better! Professor X & Jean Gray have been blown-up and a year has passed since their demise. The X-Men have disbanneded and are in shambles, but Wolverine looks to regroup the team and become their new leader. This cartoon gets alot right and I can’t stress how true to the comics it is. Barrowing from storylines like Civil War, Day of Future’s Past, and Weapon X makes for a true history leason about the X-Men. And with Cyclops not the D-Bag Leader I can truly enjoy this show!! You like the X-Men? You’ll LOVE Wolverine and the X-Men!
Tags: AngryReview, Cartoon, Comic, Marvel, Television, TV, Wolverine, X-Men
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Nov 2, 2009 in
AngryReview 
IT PISSED ME OFF: So would you like to watch a movie that will give you motion sickness? What about over an hour of watching people just FRAK around with a camera? Yeah, that’s this CRAPTASTIC movie. WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR! The only “good” part is when the invisible man dragged that hoe out of her bed and straight down the hallway. Yeah, that is the BEST part. Everything else is “did you hear that” Ghost Hunters Bullsheet!! Never get to see ANYTHING scary, no JUMPING parts, NOTHING! DON’T WATCH THIS CRAP! DON’T! IT PISSED ME OFF BECAUSE IT SUCKS!!!
Tags: AngryReview, Horror, Movie, Paranormal Activity