ANGRY MINUTE #0011: Masked D-Bay #8’s Speech to the School Children
There has been a lot of controversy over Baraka Obama’s speech to our precious flowers. After reading his speech I don’t understand why. Hell, to be honest I think he was just too nice! Lucky for all my fans I wrote my OWN speech to the children of the USA! Please read and leave your comments below. Thanks!!!
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SPEECH TO AMERICA’S SCHOOL CHILDREN
WRITTEN BY MASKED D-BAY #8
Hello everyone, and welcome back to another action pack school year. Now I know some of you are thinking, “man, wish I was still in bed enjoying that great summer vacation” and to that I say, “stopping being a wuss and get over it! Be lucky that you have a summer vacation because as shitty as you all do in school will mean that future generations might not get summer vacations! So stop your pissy moaning!”
The world is changing, but one thing that that hasn’t changed is the need for intelligent people. We have too many “tards” in the USA, and those “tards” are all causing the responsible Americas pain and suffering. Want to know why your home was foreclosed on this past year? It’s because your mommy and daddy are horrible at math and couldn’t realize that they were living outside of their means! It’s because parents ASSUMED that they would always be employed at their workplace because in their delusional minds were “irreplaceable” and thought “this shithole workplace can’t survive unless I’m here”. Well guess what? That shithole is STILL running even though your “irreplaceable” parent isn’t with them. Want to know why? BECAUSE EVERYONE IS REPLACEABLE! And your mommy and daddy are NOT special at all! They are the same as the homeless bum on the street!
Yes we live in the great United States of America, but some of you may be under the idea of certain myths that are causing our country to go from being the world leader and standard to being an outright joke.
One of these myths is the idea that “Everyone gets a second change here in America”. What the FRAK is wrong with you to think that?!?! If that is what your parents are teaching you then you need to kick them square in the nuts because they are TELLING YOU it’s OK to FAIL! It is NEVER OK to fail! You will fail in life, that is given, but you should never fail and then EXPECT to be handed another opportunity. You will never be handed shit! It is a dog eat dog world out there and if you fail then you will be replaced with some guy who doesn’t even LIVE here in the United States. Its call OUTSOURCING! It’s when a company realizes that you are REPLACEBALE and someone else SOMEWHERE ELSE can do your job cheaper and with greater quality!
Another myth is that you can be anything here in America. You can be anything you want IF YOU APPLY YOURSELF! Most of you are sitting there not applying yourselves AT ALL! You just assume that when you graduate you will be handed a job, handed promotions, and handed a salary! WTF!!!!!! With that attitude no wonder many of this generation finds themselves STILL living at home with their parents! Is that what you want? Do you WANT to be 25 and living with mommy and daddy? Yeah, try bringing a boyfriend or girlfriend home to THAT!
The truth is that the children are the future, and that makes me sad because most of the children could care less. And for the most part it isn’t the kids fault, it’s the PARENTS fault! It’s the parents that use television and video games as a crutch, as a babysitter! Turn off the BOOBTUBE, they call it that because it creates BOOBS (and not the good ones we all love to play with)! Parents need to interject themselves in their kid’s lives, but most parents are SELFISH and still think that they can go out and party and pretend that THEY are still teenagers! GROW THE FRAK UP! You are ABUSING your children by thinking this way! Your kids need a parent NOT A FRIEND! They have plenty of friends but they only get one mom and dad, and when mom and dad act like party animal horndogs that sends the WRONG message to them! Want to know why your kids are FRAKED up? IT’S YOUR FAULT! Cook dinner EVERY NIGHT for your kids! Be part of their lives! What ever happened to dinners at the dinner table? What ever happened to helping your sons and daughters with their homework after or even before dinner? Stop living with this sense that society should raise your spawn!
If you want to make this world a better place I advice that you limit your video games to an hour a day, remove the pop from your life and drink juice, learn that credit is evil and will cause you more pain then any other vice, and work hard and get a job at the age of twelve and learn the important lessons in life like responsibility now so when you are older you can realize that a variable rate mortgage is a horrid idea and will cause you to lose your home if you lose your job! To all those that lost their homes GOOD, IT WAS YOUR OWN FAULT FOR BEING FRAKING STUPID AND THINKING YOU ARE BETTER THEN YOU REALLY ARE! Where the FRAK did this idea of everyone should be allowed to own a home come from? You are entitled to NOTHING as you need to EARN everything!!!
The children are our greatest assets, yet we are hypnotizing them with trash on TV and video games that are teaching them to beat down hookers so they can save some virtual cash! And the parents have the gull to blame the video game industry and the television/movie industry? How about YOU monitor your own kids, YOU tell them what is right and wrong, and YOU teach them how to be the best person they can be! Because if you don’t they will go out and buy things they can’t afford and then cry to those who were responsible for help. Don’t be a beggar, don’t be a loser, be a WINNER and a HERO and amount to something in life. Because if you can’t, well then I hope you leave this country and stop wasting our time!
Thank you, and enjoy your school year!
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REFERENCES:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/MediaResources/PreparedSchoolRemarks/
Couldn’t have said it better, once again. I wish someone would really tell the stupid children this for us. I’ve been looking at my generation and those younger and fear for our future.
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