Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Jul 14, 2010 in
Angry Minute You know I’m a prick, hell everyone knows I’m a prick. For FSM sake I even have adopted the “Douchebag” name to illustrate this. But the truth is I’m a very mild prick in comparison to some of these celebrities. It chills me to the bone to thinks how egotistical, how douchebagish, how dickheadrick these individuals can be.
But then we have “The King” LeBron James. This asshat is in the stratosphere of world class cocks!
I’d first like to say I HATE basketball. It is a retarded sport and I have and never will enjoy it. Now that doesn’t mean I think all basketball players are morons or whatnot; actually I am a big Shaq fan and will support the big man in anything and everything he does. And why is that? Because Shaq is one cool dude, he is always nice, and he goes out of his way to be a great human being. Shaq is down to Earth and defiantly doesn’t have an ego problem (yeah he was in ShaqFu but let be honest that game was horrible to the point that Shaq himself makes fun of it).
But then we have “The Joke” LeBron James. This is the guy who should be HUMBLED by his FAILED attempts to become a World Champion because, lets say it right out, he ISN’T a World Champion. This guy (along with his marketing team) has convinced the world that he is the best basketball player in the world. Well that seems misleading, I’d figure that the best in the WORLD would be a WORLD champion.
So LeBron makes seven attempts to capture the title, and all are FAILURES. So LeBron makes this big deal about his ability to sign with other teams, making a World Tour like environment about his “decision”. Hell he is such an ego maniac and into himself soooooo much that he forces ESPN (and yes I say forces as his team picked everything, from the time to who was going to interview him) to have a 1 hour special revolving around his “decision” on where he will play basketball for the next few years.
This is weird because there hasn’t been a basketball star that has done anything like this in the past. Michael Jordan, Larry Byrd, Magic Johnson… they never held a press conference dedicated to themselves and their “decision”. Why is that?
Because NONE of them needed to make a decision because they were THE BEST at what they do. They elevated their TEAMMATES to the top of their game and garnered championships for themselves and their teams. The didn’t have to whine and cry and leave their teams because they were so awesome that they made OTHERS awesome. Something that LeBron FAILS at as he wants the spotlight all for himself.
LeBron is a quitter. He quit because he is a spoiled brat and thinks that he is the greatest thing since sliced bread #2. He blames his former team (The Cavs) for his inability to win a championship. He says he gave everything to his former team and they gave him nothing. He dangled the idea of him staying in Cleveland till the very last moment, then he spit on Cleveland and basically said Ohio is a worthless state and without him they are nothing.
Open a window, I’m being suffocated by ego!!!
Look LeBron, the citizens of Cleveland had supported you even when you couldn’t bring the gold to their city. They tried to keep you happy, but like a little kid who didn’t get his way you feel on the ground and had a temper tantrum. But instead of having this tantrum on the ground you held a 1 hour special and had your tantrum there. You spit on Cleveland, you spit on Ohio, and you spit on sooooo many of your fans that supported you through your career. And for what? Your own selfish “wants”.
I wanna give you a critical piece of advice there “The Queen” LeBron James; Championships DON’T make Champions. Being a Champion means that you carry yourself with respect and dignity. Your actions on “The Decision” were actions of a spoiled brat. Hell you even covered those bookcases with Vitamin Water; nice plug there asshat. Glad you reminded me not to drink that piss water!
So LeBron, please just GO AWAY! I don’t want you on my TV, on my comic books, on my soda, on ANYTHING! I didn’t care about you when you were in Ohio and I don’t give a care about you now you’ve are gone! You are a WHORE who sells himself to the highest bidder. Miami was that highest bidder, just like the rest of your sponsors. And I could give two shits about The Heat because I could give two shits about basketball, but even though I am not a fan of your stupid sport I DO have respect for Shaq and MJ and Byrd and Magic. Why is that? Because they are all CLASSY individuals. They do NOT spit in the face of their fans.
LeBron James; you will NEVER be Michael Jordan. He is a role model… you are a punk ass bitch! Now get to stepping, I hope you get raped and left in the gutter like the nagging nagger you are! NOW GET OFF MY FRAKIN TV!!!!
Tags: Angry Minute, Basketball, Cleveland Cavaliers, Ego, Larry Byrd, LeBron James, Magic Johnson, Miami Heat, Michael Jordan, NBA, Prick, Shaq, The Decision
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Jun 30, 2010 in
Angry Minute I’m an American, which means by nature I don’t like Soccer. Its not that the sport isn’t “good” (though it isn’t), it’s that I don’t enjoy it. I enjoy sports like Gridiron (aka American Football) and Pro-Wrestling. Gridiron and Pro-Wrestling keep my interest because there are many breaks and the action is really broken up into turns or segments. Soccer (like Basketball, Hockey, and Rugby) is not really turn or segment based but play until the end of the quarter/half/period/whatever. Atleast with Football I get 15-30sec of action and then a break. See I got that ADHD or ADD but when I was growing up we just called that “being active”. I think many Americans are the same way as we want quick bursts of action and not 45min of gameplay.
So you would think, especially with the World Cup and the USA Soccer Team being all the rage this year, that FIFA and all them Soccer nuts (or is it balls?) would want to try their hardest to attract new fans to their sport. I should be a prime candidate because I have disposable income (to an extent) and I am interested in getting into new trends (I watched a few of the NHL Playoffs this year and found myself enjoying what I was seeing).
But FIFA just keeps dropping the proverbial (and literal) ball.
Exhibit A: 06/18/10 Referee disallows goal by the Americans without an explanation
Exhibit B: 06/27/10 Referee disallows goal by the English even thought the shot clearly crossed the goal line
In Exhibit A we have what seems to be a mis-call. The referee may have been out of position or maybe he needs glasses. Whatever the case FIFA would surly answer why the call was made… right? Well no, FIFA’s head referee just brushes the incident off by saying, “We cannot explain every single decision.” Ummm as referees isn’t it your JOB to explain your decisions? That’s like a cop giving me a ticket for no reason and then when I ask why he just shrugs and goes, “I cannot explain every ticket I write.” WHAT THE FRAK!!!!
In Exhibit B, only 9 days later, we see ANOTHER blown call by ANOTHER referee. This time FIFA President Sepp Blatter apologized. Well good, glad you can see there is a problem here Mr. President. Heck he even apologizes for a THIRD blown call that Mexico suffered against Argentina that got no real press here in the states. So we are up to three big calls that cost teams HUGE wins in this “respected” tournament. Yeah, respected like a Filipino hooker (and those are never respected).
Heck Blatter (hope he’s not full) seems to brush this all off and say they will talk about it later. Well Mr. President later is TOO LATE for you.
You want me to watch your sport, then you need to make me atleast believe the sport is fair. So many blown calls in such a short time shows me that this sport is nothing more then shit piled onto piss. You could have corrected this mistake after the fact but to let such blatant and flagrant errors just stand is such bullshit. You spit in the face of everyone who watches soccer AND you even spit in the faces of those fans that might even be interested in getting into your sport.
You spit in my face, I shit in yours!
Your sport sucks and unless you are a young school aged child there is zero reason to play it. Your “hero” David Beckham is an asshole, your referees are untrained and make horrid calls, and you just expect the world to accept this and keep kicking your balls?? FRAK THAT! I will not be treated like I’m retarded! You made a mistake, and then another, and then ANOTHER and all these mistakes had proof of their misdeeds yet you let them stand and continue on like nothing is happening? Well nothing is happening because you and your sport are dead to me. Soccer is a sissy bitch ass game and I’m calling you ALL out on your bullshit. So go FRAK OFF!
FRAK SOCCER! FRAK SEPP BLATTER! FRAK FIFA! Soccer is a kid’s game, so go play with yourselves and stay off my Television!
Tags: Angry Minute, David Beckham, FIFA, Goal, Sepp Blatter, Soccer, Sport, Team USA, USA, World Cup
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Jun 16, 2010 in
Angry Minute Welcome to the 42nd edition of the Anger that is AngryMinute. I’m your host with the most; Masked Dbag #8! And with this being the 42nd AngryMinute you’d think that we would tackle “the meaning of life”. Well I think that to be true as today we ask the question, “Who Pays When People Are Stupid?”
Like everything else in life I was set off by a news report. You see there is this young lady name Abby Sunderland who is only 13, but she has big dreams. She wanted to prove to herself, her family, and her friends that she has what it takes in this world. So how did she try to prove her worth? Well with a sailing mission in the attempt to become the youngest person to sail solo around the world.
Abby failed. The world had to go rescue her a few weeks ago as she was stranded in the Indian Ocean during a storm. It cost over $300,000 to rescue this one girl.
OK so she is rescued and safe. She must feel bad for what has happened, right? Her family must want to make this right and not burden tax payers with this rescue charge, right? Yeah and I got some great beachfront property in The Gulf that isn’t covered with oil that I’d like to sell ya!
Well Abby doesn’t seem to feel too bad. “I think that a lot of people are judging me by the standards they have for their teens and other teens that they know … and thinking ’she’s exactly like them,’” Sunderland told The Associated Press. “They don’t understand that I’ve sailed my whole life and I do know what I’m doing out there.”
Ummm… if you know what you are doing then why did you need rescued? If you didn’t need anyone’s help why were people sent to help you? And to be honest young lady I am judging you because you didn’t do what you said you were going to do, you abused and used tax payer money in your rescue, and now you want to tell ME that I don’t understand and that YOU know what the HELL you are doing?
Damn kids think they know EVERYTHING don’t they?
Well luckily Abby has parents who will raise her right… right? WRONG!
Yeah instead her parents are encouraging her to try again, which is great because parents should support their children in whatever they want to do in life. But they should also raise their children (and themselves) to be able to SUPPORT THEMSELVES!
See this is where I START TO GET PISSED OFF RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW! Marianne Sunderland, the leaky vagina that Abby fell out of, has gone on record to inform the world that she doesn’t think the Sunderland’s should have to pay the $300,000 (and could reach up to $1.1 million) rescue fee. “We’re not wealthy people,” Marianne says as she tries not to point out the facts that she just helped finance Abby’s trip around the world AND has helped finance her son’s successful trip to solo sail around the world.
And to be honest I don’t give two shats what The Sunderland’s do with their free time, but I care what happens to tax payer’s money. Because right now the tax payers are the ones taking the bill, taking it right up the arse!
If I was a sports athlete and I broke my neck who would pay for it? I or my insurance would. If I couldn’t pay and I didn’t have insurance then I would be FRAKED. So my question is WHY didn’t Abby Sunderland have some sort of “Rescue Insurance”? Why should people who don’t go out and try to “conquer the world” be held responsible when failure and rescue occurs to others?
Its not just Abby Sunderland, lots of people try to tame Mother Nature and need help. We hear of adventurers climbing mountains only to get stuck and need to be rescued, and those rescues can be VERY expensive. Shouldn’t those people who need rescued float the bill?
I’m all for helping people in accidents, but when people place themselves in risky situations they should fully know that they should be held responsible for their actions. Letting this 13 year old girl go with a slap on the wrist is sending her the wrong message. It is telling her to go do whatever the FRAK she wants without worry of repercussions. She doesn’t have to care who will come rescue her or how she will pay for it, all she cares about is that someone will come and it will be free of charge.
This situation makes me physically sick. Next time this bitch gets stuck and lost I say let her die. Sorry bout your damn luck but we don’t have time to save every dumb person. What ever happened to PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY?!?!?!?! Guess they don’t teach that anymore because neither Abby nor her parents seem to know what that means. Get on a boat, all of you, and sail out into the middle of the ocean and DIE! You are all worthless and are nothing but burdens on this Earth. I pray everyday that karma takes that $300,000 up to $1.1m rescue bill and takes a hot steaming doodoo butter loaf all over your lives. Because you have shat all over the lives of the tax payers. You and your family are worthless leeches and I am done with you. Take your 15 mins and get the FRAK off my soapbox.
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away from me… BITCH!
Tags: Abby Sunderland, Angry Minute, Failure, Indian Ocean, Personal Accountability, Personal Responsibility, rescue, sailing, Stupid, tax payers
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Jun 2, 2010 in
Angry Minute What the FRAK is wrong with the world? It must be that I am getting old and bitter because some of this shit makes no sense to me WHAT SO EVER!
Don’t you remember a simple time when people said what they meant? If I told you I was watching MUSIC TELEVISION then you assumed I was watching something/anything about music. But now when you watch MUSIC TELEVISION (aka MTV) you get shitty shit like “The Hills”, “16 & Pregnant”, “Disaster Date”, and “Jersey Shore”. None of this CRAP (and it is crap) has anything to do with MUSIC. So what the FRAK does MTV stand for? Atleast when I was growing up the shows that had nothing to do with Music tried to incorporate Music into their shows in some way (aka Beavis & Butthead).
Hell MTV peeps are such assmasters that they recognized that they wanted to play shit (and it is shit) that wasn’t music, so they made MTV2 with the slogan, “All Music All The Time”. Yeah maybe it should have said, “All Music Just Some Of the Time Because We Want Your Pregnant Teenagers Watching Us 24/7”. WHAT A FRAKING JOKE!
So you can see how PLEASED (aka PISSED OFF) I was when I flipped my TV over to Cartoon Network the other day and noticed something I didn’t expect. You see I turned my TV to Cartoon Network because I wanted to see (I know this will be a shock to all of you) some FRAKIN CARTOONS. Is that soooooo much to ask from a television network NAMED Cartoon Network?
Atleast when SciFi Network changed its format to display non-SciFi shows it changed its name to SyFy; but Cartoon Network has such enormous balls they can claim to be a network about cartoons and then show reality! WHAT THE FRAK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?!?!?!
Can I sue for false advertising? I mean if you say you are gonna give me cartoons and then I tune in to see some pre-teen bullshit isn’t that deceptive advertising? Bait and switch? It’s Bull and Shit is what it is!
I feel for Cartoon Network, I mean they started off amazing with shows like “Space Ghost Coast to Coast”, “Dexter’s Laboratory”, “Johnny Bravo”, “Cow and Chicken”, “I Am Weasel”, “The Powerpuff Girls”, “Ed, Edd, & Eddy”, “Courage the Cowardly Dog”, “Samurai Jack”, “Grim and Evil”, “The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy”, “Camp Lazlo”, and “My Gym Partner’s A Monkey”. These cartoons are all AWESOME and WERE what Cartoon Network WAS all about.
So now what do we get in place of cartoons? We get “Destroy Build Destroy” which is a preteen Human Wrecking Balls; “Dude, What Would Happen” which is a preteen Mythbusters; “The Outsiders” which is a preteen Ghost Hunters; “Survive This” which is a preteen Survivorman; “BrainRush” which is a preteen Cash Cab. See a pattern? That’s right, Cartoon Network should now be named “PreTeen RipOff Network” because all of this SHIT is shit we already have but now it is smothered in PreTeen BullShit!!!!!! WHAT FRAKIN FUN!!!
Cartoon Network, you are DEAD to me. You have totally alienated everyone other then your PreTeen market. You have jumped the shark and now you are fighting to stay alive because all your content for the past few years has been garbage. Nickelodeon has made a grand comeback and has sooooo many better cartoons then the current Cartoon Network cartoons and Nick doesn’t even specialize in cartoons (just look at Nick greats like “Back at the Barnyard”, “Fanboy & Chum Chum”, “SpongeBob SquarePants”, “The Fairly OddParents”, and “The Penguins of Madagascar” for some amazing examples). Nick doesn’t have to LIE TO ME about what kind of network they are, so FRAK YOU CN AND FRAK YOUR LIES!!!!!!!
So I am DONE with Cartoon Network. You are obviously not a network for anyone over the age of 13. Go play with yourselves because I won’t watch your SHIT! FRAK OFF LIARS!
Tags: 16 & Pregnant, Angry Minute, BrainRush, Camp Lazlo, Cartoon, Cartoon Network, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Cow and Chicken, Destroy Build Destroy, Dexter's Laboratory, Disaster Date, Dude, False Advertising, Jersey Shore, Johnny Bravo, Liars, Lies, MTV, MTV2, Nickelodeon, Powerpuff Girls, Samurai Jack, Space Ghost, Survive This, SyFy, Television, The Hills, The Outsiders, TV, What Would Happen
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on May 19, 2010 in
Angry Minute You know what pisses me off! I MEAN PISSES ME OFF! It’s all this fighting over Illegals. What the FRAK kind of world do we live in? When did Illegal become OK???
It pisses me off because my family worked hard, came to America LEGALLY, and we have paid our taxes ever since. Yet these Illegals come over the boarder or the ocean or WHERE THE FRAK EVER and pay no taxes yet expect to have the same rights and privileges as Americas??? HOW IS THAT FAIR?!?!?
ILLEGAL LINKAGE: Girl who came to US illegally can’t get loans
Poor Gladys Castro! She is a 4.09 GPA (I thought a 4.0 was the highest, but whatever) student and wants to go to college. But there is a small problem, well I mean SHE thinks its small but the truth is ITS A BIG FRAKIN ISSUE! See she isn’t LEGALLY suppose to be here. And she has NO IDEA how she is gonna pay for her education because she ASSUMED the AMERICAN TAXPAYER (which she is NOT ONE OF) was going to float her bill.
Who paid for MY college? IT WAS ME! AND I’M EVEN AN AMERICAN CITIZEN!!!!! How DARE these Illegals think they can get WHATEVER THEY WANT for free just because… because… WELL HELL I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY THEY FEEL SO ENTITLED!!!!!
I think the article is AWESOME because they point out that this ILLEGAL has already COST her state $100,000 just for her HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA! In my mind she should feel LUCKY because it is my viewpoint that she should have NEVER BEEN GIVEN AN AMERICAN EDUCATION as she is, wait for it… ILLEGAL!!!!!!!
She even has her prayer group PRAYING TO GOD for her. Yes, because God really gives two shits about someone who doesn’t give two shits about the laws of the land. Yes let’s pray to God for other illegal acts too, like rape and murder! Gladys should have prayed EVERY DAY that ICE didn’t come and REMOVE HE SORRY ASS FROM MY COUNTRY! Actually I am praying to the FSM right now. “Oh grandeur, please have all the illegals deported so our economy can stop being ass-raped by their entitlement. They deserves no more then anyone else who wants to come to America. They should have to do it LEGALLY, be DOCUMENTED, and PAY TAXES. Please make them BURN IN HELL FOREVER. RAmen!”
I just don’t get where these illegals get off by thinking they deserve all this shit from a government which they don’t even belong too. Everyday this angers me more and more. They keep hiding behind “racial profiling” and “racism” but the truth is they are Illegal and shouldn’t be here. I don’t care if you are white, black, pink, or purple; what I and AMERICA care about is your LEGAL status. If you are ILLEGAL then you only should get HUMAN RIGHTS and that’s it! We need to stop paying for the misdeeds of others.
Gladys Castro – Get the FRAK out of my country! YOU DON’T BELONG HERE ILLEGAL! And take your law breaking worthless parents with you! Because all of you are lawbreakers and deserve to get an education, an education if DEPORTATION!
Tags: America, Angry Minute, Deportation, Government, Illegal Immigrants, Personal Accountability, Personal Responsibility
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on May 5, 2010 in
Angry Minute In AMERICA I feel we should have some rights, but it seems like there are those who wish to take those invaluable rights away. A wise man once said, “He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither.” His name was Benny Franklin and he believed in AMERICA! He believed in the freedom of speech and he believed in the law of the land.
I’m sorry Mr. Franklin. America keeps taking a huge dump on your grave. Just SEE THIS ARTICLE and you too will see the dumping in progress.
So what’s the big deal? 5 high school students in California decide to wear t-shirts with the American flag on them, IN AMERICA. Oh no, the HORROR!!! But people are getting pissy about this because they did it on May 5th, some sort of Mexican Holiday that most Americans celebrate just for the fact it gives us another reason to drink (ala St Patrick’s Day and Feb 13th). But since they are in California and the school has a high volume of Latinos these boys were instructed they MUST remove their American wears or be SUSPENDED?!?! WHAT THE FRAK?!?!
So why am I so ANGRY? Well let’s go to the ever so popular LIST OF ANGER to dissect this injustice.
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LIST OF ANGER – TOP 3:
1. Freedom of Expression: In December 1965 a few brave individuals decided to show their distain for the Vietnam War by wearing black armbands to school. The school suspended them, but these freedom fighters stood their ground and presented their case to the Supreme Court. And it was ruled that wearing an armband was quiet and passive and was not disruptive and did not impinge upon the rights of others (Tinker v. Des Moines). Wearing a t-shirt of the American Flag on ANY DAY should be allowed here in AMERICA. These students were silently protesting and THEY HAVE THAT RIGHT! For a school administrator to DEMAND the removal of non-offensive clothing is, well, offensive. Especially when that school administrator is of LATINO decent.
2. American Pride = Anti-Mexican?: When did the American Flag start standing as an anti-Mexican symbol? It is being reported that Latino students were “offended” that an AMERICAN student would wear an AMERICAN T-shirt on AMERICAN soil during a Mexican holiday. Whatever happened to the Pledge of Allegiance? What ever happen to being American and being PROUD of it? Who says that wearing an American symbol on a Mexican holiday makes us Anti-Mexican? Would wearing a Jewish shirt on Christmas be deemed Anti-Jesus? Would wearing a Vin Diesel shirt to a Sylvester Stallone movie be considered Anti-Rambo? When the New Orleans Saints won the Super Bowl I was wearing a Pro-Wrestling T-Shirt; did that make me Anti-Football? See how ridiculous this shit is?
3. Choosing Heritage: I’m glad people have pride for their heritage, but if you think your heritage is BETTER then AMERICA you need to GET THE FRAK OUT! I have pride in my Irish heritage, but if someone wore an American Flag on St Patty’s Day I wouldn’t be offended… actually I WOULD BE HAPPY AND START A USA CHANT!!! My ancestors loved Ireland, but they left because they wanted to make a better life HERE IN AMERICA (and they came here LEGALLY). I have pride for ALL MY HERITAGE not just the past. If the past was so great why don’t you go back? Oh that’s right because IT IS BETTER HERE! SO SHUT THE FRAK UP!
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I believe these kids were in the right to wear American clothing regardless of their reason and as such I am tired of hearing the bitching and complaining from all Mexicans on this matter. I’m tired of the number of illegals that currently taking AMERICAN jobs, I’m tired of the illegal drugs that are grown and then smuggled in from Mexico that our children are dying off of, and I’m tired of the illegal rapings and killings that the Mexican culture has embraced on a daily basis. Seems like every time we speak about Mexico it always involves the word ILLEGAL. You want to have Mexican pride, go right ahead, but DON’T TREAD ON MY AMERICAN PRIDE! Else you can get the FRAK out of my country.
USA! USA! USA!
Tags: America, American, Angry Minute, Ben Franklin, First Amendment, Flag, Free Speech, Freedom, Illegal Immigrants, Latino, Mexican, Mexico, USA
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Apr 28, 2010 in
Angry Minute I love bring you guys my AngryMinute, it is one of the small joys I get in life. It lets me vent different types of YOU ALL PISS ME OFF isms. It makes me a more “normal” person in the real world because here at AM I’m such a, well, douchebag.
But something has been happening recently that is PISSING ME OFF TO NO EXTENT AND MAKES ME WANT TO JAM A HOT POKER IN SOME ASSMASTER’S EYE!
See here at the AngryMinute I allow you, the AngryFANatics, to post comments on each of my stories. But an unruly trend has started to occur where some comments are, well how do I say, are not really from my FANatics. Let’s take a look at some of them now so you can see how they PISS ME OFF:
So this is the first spam comment I got all the way back on 07/23/2009. Now I got to give this person props because it looks like a normal comment at first. The red flag appears to me when I see his parents have named him “How I Lost 30 Pounds in 30 Days Without Diet”. That is some shitty parents right there. What the FRAK is this dude’s last name? Is it Mr. 30 Days Without Diet???? The website doesn’t exist anymore; guess his diet was so good he shed those online pounds too.
Enrorotic sends us our next gem. Like Madonna or Cher, Enrorotic needs only one name. She has a nice comment, and then even gives me a link to lesbian cinema free. I’m glad she knows my love for free lesbian cinema, just wish her Engrish was a bit more English. Also check her email out, it has SPAMABUSE in the title! Roll on the floor LAUGHING MY ARSE OFF!!!!
AngryMinute seems to have a global following as I get MANY of these Russian posts. Problem is I don’t speak Russian. I’m glad the old Soviets are still angry, and who can blame them. It is cold as a witch’s tit there in northern Asia. Lucky for us the internet can translate these comments: “Thanks, post is truly explanatory is written and on business, is what to gather”. I couldn’t have said it better myself Derikola. Keep the posts coming, but place them in Engrish first 
Well I’m so glad that DiabloXP## (he posts under the same ID but with different numbers on many of my AngryMinutes) got a text from his girl friend and found out she was cheating (sometimes its with his bestfriend, little brother, father, and others she has a lesbian encounter with his mother. What a whore) so I can get a nice sexy look at her. Too bad I have a girlfriend so I don’t want her to find out I’m cheating on her by looking at these pics, because then like any fucked up girl friend she would decide to share every sexy video she has of me to the world wide web. I do have to give credit to the website name, WackYourTube. I don’t care who you are, that is plain old fashion funny!
And I also get the slew of pills and other remedies. Man I tell you if I had dick problems, emotional outbursts, or even balding I’m glad my fanbase is here to send me tips and tricks on the latest drugs to cure what cripples me. Maybe you guys are trying to tell me something. Am I going bald? Is my dick about to go limply limp? Do I have an ulcer with uncontrollable explosive shits? Well NOT ANY MORE thanks to my wonder drugs that are placed in my comments! Thanks Pullkvester, PillcesterManus, Golaneolley, lymnarribly, hoarcagma, and the rest of you bottomless scum whores!
And then there is the “new hotness” of the comment spammers. They will take a previous comment another user has left (in this case it was AnnA’s post) and repost it with a different name, website, email, and IP Address. At first I thought these were real comments, and then I noticed that they all had a very similar pattern. So why do this? Well they do it because AngryMinute won’t let you post anything till I approve your FIRST post, so they are trying to slip under the radar just once so then they can barrage the site with dick pills and sex tapes and other bullshit virus enabled garbage. Truth is Tony here doesn’t give two shits about that poor 3 year old daughter, he only cares about hawking his wares to my unexpecting FANatics. You won’t get me comments ASSHAT!
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So to all you SPAMMERS out there, STOP WASTING YOUR TIME! I go through all comments with a fine tooth comb, and if I even think you might be a spammer I will DENY your ass! EAT THAT SPAM SANDWICH BIZITCHES!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tags: Advertise, Angry Minute, Comments, Diet, Drugs, Lesbian, Porn, Provigil, Russian, Spam, Spammer, Viagra, XXX
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Apr 21, 2010 in
Angry Minute I hate illegal immigrants, I really do. I’m sorry if you come from a shitty country, but if you want to make better of yourself you should do so legally. But the truth is many of these illegals do NOT want to become part of America, they would rather be paid under the table and not taxed so they can send all their earning back to their homeland.
This is EXACTLY what is wrong with America. When there is a subset of people who take American jobs and American earnings and then do NOT cycle that money back into the American economy… well HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
So where is this anger stemming from? Well from RIGHT HERE.
See some of us here in the good ol’ US of A want to put a stop to those who are here illegally, and to those who employee or assist those that are here illegally. They are here stealing American wages, and in this tough economy we need to keep American dollars right here in America’s economy.
But what PISSES ME OFF are all these people who come out of the woodwork in SUPPORT of these illegals. Sure they don’t come straight out and say, “Oh I support illegals here in America.” Nah, instead they hide behind veils that shroud their true intentions.
The article above is about Arizona and a new law they are trying to pass that would allow law enforcement to stop anyone they suspect of being illegally here and ask for them to prove they are a here legally. Personally I have NO problem with this. If I was stopped on the street I can easily prove I am here legally. So why should anyone who is NOT HERE ILLEGALLY be afraid of such a law?
The term they like to use is called “Racial Discrimination”. What a bunch of BS. I’m sorry but I’m sick and tired of people hiding behind their race. I’m white and male and that makes ME the minority now, but do I get rights? FRAK NO! Yet these illegals hide behind our own laws so they can stay in our country and take our jobs and take our money. FRAK THEM!
Personally if you are here illegally it is my view that YOU HAVE NO AMERICAN RIGHTS! Sure you have “human rights” but that should only extend to not beating the shit out of you and allowing you to leave without being beaten to death by the American Flag on your way out!
I’m also tired of people bitching about “Profiling”. If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and even smells like a duck well them I’m gonna ask IS IT A FRAKIN DUCK! So if it looks like an illegal, talks like an illegal, and smells like an illegal should we as AMERICA THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT DOESN’T TAKE SHIT FROM NOBODY have the right to ask “is that an illegal?” without people bitching and complaining? I’d hope so, but this isn’t my dad’s America. People bitch and complain and will use any leverage they can to get away with whatever they want. And when people question it they are painted as racists.
So I URGE you to write your congress person and tell them that we will not STAND for this reverse-racism! If I was a white man in Mexico or France or Japan I would be REQUIRED to show I am there legally (passport or other means) if I was stopped by that country’s police. Is that racial profiling because I’m a white in a foreign land? NO IT WOULDN’T! In any other country this would be considered normal and even a duty of the government to protect its people.
SO WHAT THE FRAK IS WRONG WITH AMERICA? WHAT THE FRAK INDEED!!!!!
Tags: America, Angry Minute, Foreign, Illegal Immigrants
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Apr 7, 2010 in
Angry Minute Today will be a short post. Why? Because I am applying for a new job and I’m still working on moving.
But you know what… I’m kinda sortof happy right now. WTF?!?!?!
Yeah, I’m actually in a great mood. I can’t wait to start this new chapter of my life. New job, new place, new… um…. new anger! LOL!
So go outside and enjoy the sun. Sure its fun to be “angry” but don’t forget that you need a balance. For every anger their needs to be a laughter
Because people who can’t balance their anger with happiness just piss me off! FRAK OFF ASSHATS!!!
Tags: Angry Minute, Balance
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Mar 31, 2010 in
Angry Minute So I’m not feeling that angry this week. I’ve been too busy with preparing to move from my current location to another lair. But the future is what sucks, and it is what angers me, because honestly like everyone I HATE MOVING.
Don’t get me wrong, I want to move out of my current apartment and get features I don’t currently have. A bigger living room, a bathroom attached to my bedroom… things like that make this all worth it.
But what sucks is the physical moving part of it all. Boxing everything, renting a truck, getting all my shit into that truck, driving the truck to my new lair, and then repeating what I just did but in reverse. And it doesn’t help I’m stubborn and chosen to never help any of my friends or family move. I live by the creed, “I move myself, you move yourself.” So I’m doing this the Douchebag way.
You know I use to be able to move all my shit inside my Pontiac Firebird. I never owned anything really big, and anything that was big was easily deconstructible. But now I’m older and own “big” things. I got me a real bed instead of a futon, I own two arcade machines, got a loveseat last year, and even the washer n dryer need to be ported somewhere. Yeah, all too big for the old Firebird… that is if I still had the Firebird.
But I still press forward. Though moving sucks I’m still moving forward. Already took care of the bills and everything of that nature, just really waiting for moving day.
Just wish moving was easier somehow. I guess I could pay strangers to move my crap, but I’d rather do my own thing. These are my items, this is my move, and I burden no one but myself.
But no worries my AngryFANatics; the AngryMinute is going no where. No matter where I lay my hat, this will always be my home.
Moving still sucks, pisses me off. But once it’s done I can devote my anger to other things… like that bitch that just cut infront of me. BITCH YOU BETTER MOVE! AHHHHHHHH!
Tags: Angry Minute, Moving