FAQ
Q1. Who is the Masked D-Bag #8?
A1. Masked D-Bag #8 is everyone, and no one, all at the same time. He is the anger within all of us. But to be more specific (or Atlantic) I’ll say that he is my Angry Alter-Ego.
Q2. Why don’t you calm down? Why so serious? Why so angry?
A2. In the real world, as my human self, I am not really an angry person. And if I had to make a wager I’d bet that many of my readers are the same way. But there are situations in life that make the normal calm human into a raging ball of ANGER, but because we don’t want to be view as being a crazy angry person we don’t express those irritations to the world. This is my little corner of the web where I can become the Masked D-Bag #8 and vent my anger, regardless of what it is and regardless of what anyone else thinks!
Q3. What is a ‘D-Bag’?
A3. D-Bag is short for Douchebag, a slang term here in the United States to indicate someone who is mean or rude.
Q4. What is ‘frak’?
A4. Frak is a slang expletive version of another 4-letter expletive word that begins with ‘F’ and ends with ‘K’ and has an ‘UC’ in the middle. It was made popular by the sci-fi television show Battlestar Galactica. I choose to use the word ‘frak’ as I believe other expletives are used too often and don’t convey the light-hearted anger I wish my readers to envision. Also it shows how nerd I am.
Q5. Who are you?
A5. I’m the Masked D-Bag #8.
Q6. Why #8? Are there other Masked D-Bags?
A6. A long time ago there was Big Daddy Douche, and he was very frisky. He would travel the world in search of love, and leave behind a bundle of douchebaggery where ever he laid his hat. Big Daddy D wasn’t the ‘father’ type, mainly because he’s a douchebag. So I am the 8th in his linage. There are currently an unknown amount of Douchebags in the world, but there could be HUNDREDS if not THOUSANDS!! I only know of Masked D-bag #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #007, #8, #9 (aka Sumo Douche), and #10 (aka Big Daddy Douche).