ANGRY MINUTE #0023: Reliving Angry Minute History (2 of 4)
Tis the season of giving 
This Holiday (not christmas, as Holiday is the traditional celebration for all FSMers) I wanted to look back at a year that saw Angry Minute be born. Angry Minute was actually created on Jan 28th 2009 through the Notes Application in Facebook. It was SOOOOOO popular that the website had to be created. Because of this there are actually several AngryMinutes that were NEVER posted on this website.
So with these last 4 weeks of 2009 I want to post the top 4 Angry Minutes that were never posted on this website. MERRY HOLIDAY BASTARDS!!!
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ANGER TOPIC: Using Turn Signals
(originally posted on 04/29/2009)
Is this SOOOOOOOOO hard?!?!?!?! Must be, cuz rejects and retards seem to not understand what that leaver is beside their FRAKIN steering wheel!!!
Here, let me help: ITS CALL A TURN SIGNAL! USE IT, ASSHAT!!!
Man, it ANGERS me sooooooooo bad when I got some retardo infront of me, beside me, hell ANYWHERE on the road, and they decide they DON’T need to use their turn signal! YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAW!!! Maybe people just don’t understand the law, so let be bring out my lawyer hat and throw you to THE LIST OF LAW!!!! (please note I live in Ohio but the law is very similar in all 50 States. Also, I am not a lawyer and you should consult one if you are not understanding the laws in your area.)
LIST OF LAW:
1. Ohio Law states that you are to provide an adequate signal for turning atleast 100 feet before making a turn, changing lanes on a multi-lane road, passing a vehicle on a two lane road (by law you are to honk aswell, and you can actually get away with not using the signal as long as you flash your headlights), merging into a stream of traffic, and merging out of a stream of traffic (like taking an exit)
2. Turn signal lights must be visible at a distance of no less than 300 feel in normal sunlight. If they do not work, you are REQUIRED to perform the correct hand signals when performing any of the above turns/merges/etc
3. It is the LAW that you use your turn signal to let other drivers know that you are planning to pull into/out of the stream of traffic. As the driver entering/exiting the highway you are required to yield to motorists already on the freeway; the stream of traffic always has the right of way.
4. It is illegal to drive into the median or crossover if you miss your exit/turn.
Sooooo what does this mean to you? I mean, no one really gets hurt when you don’t use your turn signal… right?
WRONG! FRAKIN WRONG ASSHAT!!! YOU ARE A WRONG STUPID MORON ASSHAT THAT I WANT TO KICK IN THE BALLZ! IN YOUR BALLZ!
A Response Insurance National Driving Habits Survey revealed that 57% of drivers don’t regularly use their signals. I guess they think that it’s cool to just drive wherever the hell they please! FRAK THEM!
Did you know that Unintended Lane Changes have been the direct cause of 23,000 annual fatalities on U.S. roadways? That’s 60 people killed a day just because turn signals were not used!!!!! That is a CRAP way to die people!!!!
In 2007 Ohio had 7,965 crashes caused by Improper Turns and 20,029 crashes caused by Improper Lane Changes. That’s 10.2% of all crashes in 2007!!!! 5,526 of those crashes caused injury, while 130 of them were fatal (that’s 11.2% of all fatal crashes in 2007 caused by not using a turn signal! WTF!!!)
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POSTANGER:
So you see, its not that I’m a Masked D-bag and want to flip out about something, it’s that I’m sick and tired of asshats putting my life and the lives of those I love in danger!
If you change lanes PUT ON YOUR FSM DAMN TURN SIGNAL! I don’t care if you are the only FRAKIN car on the road, you are REQUIRED TO! IT IS THE LAW! Stop putting my life and others in danger cuz you’re too damn lazy to flip a switch. If you’re that frakin lazy then you should be shot and strung up by your private parts till you die a horrible humiliating death cuz you’re worthless to society!!!!
Road rage is typically caused by those who don’t follow the law. Those immaculate people who think the law is below them. The law is not below you! But if you don’t use your turn signal and someone you love dies in a horrific traffic accident DON’T ASK FOR MY SYMPOTHY because I’ll be fresh out. Don’t hate the playa, hate the game! MOOSHOE!!!
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REFERENCES:http://www.ohio4h.org/youth/carteens/documents/CarteensOhioLawsCurriculum.pdf
http://www.signalamerica.org/
http://www.roadandtravel.com/safetyandsecurity/2007/road-rage.htm
http://www.bmv.ohio.gov/pdf_forms/HSY-7607.pdf
http://www.ohiotrafficlawyers.com/traffic-violation-facts.cfm
http://www.publicsafety.ohio.gov/crashes/crash_facts.asp