ANGRY MINUTE #0023: Reliving Angry Minute History (4 of 4)
Tis the season of giving 
This Holiday (not christmas, as Holiday is the traditional celebration for all FSMers) I wanted to look back at a year that saw Angry Minute be born. Angry Minute was actually created on Jan 28th 2009 through the Notes Application in Facebook. It was SOOOOOO popular that the website had to be created. Because of this there are actually several AngryMinutes that were NEVER posted on this website.
So with these last 4 weeks of 2009 I want to post the top 4 Angry Minutes that were never posted on this website. MERRY HOLIDAY BASTARDS!!!
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ANGER TOPIC: People who call off work because of bad weather
(originally posted on 01/28/2009; the FIRST AngryMinute EVER!)
I live in Ohio, where if you don’t like the weather all ya need to do is wait five minutes and it’ll change. We have been hit with a recent rash of snow and rain, which causes people to become morons and imbeciles. I could rant about the idiots who drive 5mph on the freeway, or the jerk that is racing 70mph in a school zone… but I have a special place for those who are just plain lazy.
Why in the hell would you EVER call off work for weather? Unless there is a natural disaster (in which case you and your county would be under a warning that would prohibit you from coming to work) there is NO REASON to EVER call off work for weather.
If you called off because it snowed, you are lazy. Period, no exceptions. “But I have personal days” you say. Doesn’t matter, you’re a lazy piece of crap and should be fired for not doing your job. Bad weather isn’t a personal problem, get over yourself. You’re not that important.
I live in Ohio. OHIO! If you call off cuz of weather your not only lazy, but stupid and inconsiderate. You don’t care about your coworkers (who came to work and are picking up your slack) and you sure as hell don’t realize you can MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF MY STATE! It snows in Ohio, you didn’t know? LOOK OUTSIDE ASSHOLE! That white shit of the floor is what we call “snow” and it happens EVERY YEAR!!! If you can’t take it, get the F out! There are states that don’t have snow, but you know you’d just make another excuse not to show up to work. Cuz your lazy and deserve to be fired and live on the street cuz that is where lazy people should live.
Excuses that are acceptable would be things like your car/girlfriend/boyfriend/friend/family/yourself being sick/dying. Everything else should be PREAPPROVED. If you didn’t get it approve, tough! If I were your boss I’d fire you if you requested a day off and I denied it yet you were “sick” on that day.
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POSTANGER:
If you call off work for weather it boils down to this:
1. You’re lazy
2. You have no respect for your job/coworkers/employer
3. You have no discipline/self-control
Don’t agree with me? Leave a comment. But just know one thing; I’m right, I’m always right.