Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Dec 2, 2009 in
Angry Minute Why do people want to play God? It’s funny cuz people are always bitching and complaining that “we shouldn’t play God,” yet they do it ALL THE FRAKIN TIME!
From the moment you are born people are playing with your life. Hell, even the ability to CREATE life is a form of “playing God”.
So the first thing I want to get out of my ANGRY way is this whole concept of “playing God”. Look, something created us, but we have no idea why it created us or even how it created us. All I know is that I am here, now, and I’m gonna make the most of what I have. And when it’s all done and it’s time for me to die then I say BRING IT ON. I’m not scared to die, actually I WANT to die (not right now people, when I’m old and gray and can’t move). Death is a part of life, and without death life would have less meaning.
People say that allowing someone to die, EVEN IF THEY WANT TO, is “playing God” and we shouldn’t have that ability. WHAT THE FRAK?!?! If we can CREATE life then we surly can REMOVE life, atleast that is what I believe (murder is a sin though, but if you want to die then you should be allowed). And this belief could be constituted as a “religious belief”, so in my RELIGIOUS opinion my God (who is a Flying Spaghetti Monster) is OK with a person wanting to die if that person hasn’t the ability to live a full and fruitful life anymore (if you can live a full life still though killing yourself is a sin, IMO). That should be MY CHOICE as it is my BELIEF.
Yet there are those who press their religious beliefs upon others. There are those who persecute MY beliefs because I do not believe what the have come to believe.
In Pastafarian it is a belief to NOT persecute others for their religious beliefs. Pastafarians believe that as long as you are a good person you will be judged by the FSM and if found to be good will be with him in heaven, where there are beer volcanoes and striper factories. It’s a beautiful place and I hope to see you all there. But when others OPPRESS another’s religious, or even moral beliefs, well then we gots us a problem!
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/catholic-church-orders-feeding-tubes-vegetative-state-cases/story?id=9168641
Here is an interesting article from those wacky Catholics. I use to be Catholic, but when my priest told me that one of my best friends (who is a Jehovah’s Witness) would BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY because he didn’t believe what I believed, I sortof stopped listening to their crazy ramblings. To believe a good person who doesn’t think like I do would burn just because he doesn’t do what my church says… well that is just silly and stupid. And I have MANY Catholic friends WHO AGREE WITH ME. So I don’t feel bad making fun of the Catholics, as they are a funny lot.
So back to the article, which circumvents our “right to die”. See the Catholic Church is REQUIRING that even if a person has written wish to NOT be placed on feeding tubes and live as a vegetable, the church with place them on said feeding tubes as they have a RELIGIOUS RIGHT to keep them alive.
What smug ass mother frakers!
Catholics, WHO IN THE BLUE HELL gave you the right to decide what I want? It is my life, my choice, my death, MY RIGHT! I want to make it clear TO EVERYONE that my wish is that if I am in a Persistent Vegetative State then PULL THE PLUG! I’m fine with dying, I really truly am. I don’t want to live like a veggie! Then I want to be cremated and have my ashes scattered so that my remains might return to the Earth and give life to others. THAT IS MY WISH, THAT IS MY BELIEF!
Catholics, I don’t believe what you believe and I hope to the FSM above that I am NEVER taken to one of your hospitals. If I am I ask my mother, my girlfriend, and everyone I love to MOVE ME OUT OF THAT FACILITY! I will NOT allow another to make the decisions I have made for myself!
This is my right, this is my belief, this is my choice.
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POSTANGER:
What do you believe? Do you think we should keep a person alive regardless of what they want? Should we bind them to mechanical apparatuses and pump a few more years of pain and suffering into their lives? Or should we allow people to end their lives when they are ready and willing to accept death? Leave a comment below and let us know, I’m very interested in knowing how you feel about this “sensitive” subject.
Tags: Angry Minute, Belief, Catholic, Death, Dying, Feeding Tube, FSM, God, Hell, PVS
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Aug 5, 2009 in
Angry Minute In the beginning the FSM created something called Natural Selection. You see, his great noodleness knew that in the coarse of humanity that their would be “anomalies” and there would need to be a way to remove them from said humanity. So in his divine wisdom he created Natural Selection.
But the FSM couldn’t foresee that we as humans would try and circumvent Natural Selection. I assume this was unfathomable to him as it would be like trying to stick your arm in an incinerator to save a piece of paper (ala IT WOULD BE POINTLESS, STUID, RECKLESS, AND COST YOU AN ARM!)
First off: do you know what Natural Selection is? “The process in nature by which, according to Darwin’s theory of evolution, only the organisms best adapted to their environment tend to survive and transmit their genetic characteristics in increasing numbers to succeeding generations while those less adapted tend to be eliminated.” (SOURCE)
So what does that mean in layman’s terms? It means people who cannot take care of themselves eventually die. Because stupid people shouldn’t be allowed to survive. Adapt or Die.
Think of it this way; if a small weak gazelle is born it dies quickly because it can’t survive in its environment. The big hungry lion eventually is too quick and eats the gazelle. Natural Selection occurs. Visa versa of this is if a small weak lion is born it isn’t strong enough to catch the gazelles and eventually dies of starvation. Natural Selection occurs once again. The gazelle and/or lion need to adapt or they cannot survive.
The problem with out world is we are trying to avoid Natural Selection. We are letting the stupid survive! We are not just allowing the stupid/unskilled/lazy to survive, we are ALLOWING them and even HELPING them to survive?!?!?! WHAT THE FRAK IS WRONG WITH US??????
Why do we allow these people to survive? Why don’t we allow Natural Selection to take the lives of the stupid/unskilled/lazy? Well for that I think we should view THE LIST OF ANGER.
1. Being a “Good” Person – People want to be good by nature. If someone is stupid/unskilled/lazy humanity has this concept that we can “help” them or even “cure” them. So we throw money at them (no child left behind, unemployment, welfare, free schooling, etc) in an attempt to jumpstart them from laziness. The problem here is we are taking money away from HONEST HARDWORKING people and giving it to the LAZY, SELFISH, UNEDUCATED, UNTRAINABLE, FREELOADING, ASSHATS. Now I’m not saying that we can’t help people, we should, be we should also know when to STOP A BAD INVESTMENT. There are people who have collected welfare for FAR TOO LONG and we need to JUST SAY NO to them, as they are obviously abusing the system and not working towards helping themselves or their “loved” ones. Being good is a great trait, but there are always gonna be people who take advantage of that good nature.
2. Failure/Death – People fear death and failure. People don’t want to die and people don’t want to fail. So to allow others to die/fail would be in a way accepting death and failure in humanity. People just can’t accept these ideals. We try everything to prevent death/failure, and if we want to prevent death/failure in ourselves and our loved ones then we will ultimately see that in others and want to prevent their demise. But the truth is death and failure are PARTS OF LIFE. If someone cannot survive in their environment then they should die/fail, and that is how it worked for MILLIONS of years. Failure/Death is HOW PEOPLE LEARN! If you never fail, if you never experience death, then you NEVER LEARN. Yet mankind saves those who cannot take care of themselves. We hook the living dead up to machines that keep them “alive” until their bodies become shells. We let children succeed in school even though they can’t pass their tests/classes. We give kinds awards for LAST PLACE! This is not helping us, because when someone DOES die and DOES fail they don’t understand how to accept that loss and move on (just look at all these people FREAKING OUT about Michael Jackson’s death. He died, BIG DEAL! Get over it and MOVE OF!). If we allowed people to fail then they would become unskilled, would not be able to survive in their environment, and would DIE or they would learn from said failure, and become A BETTER PERSON from that experience. That is the way the world is SUPPOSE to work! Fail and Learn = LIVE. Fail and Don’t Learn = DIE.
3. Individuality/Superiority – A friend told me that what separates use from animals is our individuality. People have this idea that because we can talk in our language and think the way we do that makes us better then everything else. And since we are better then we should by proxy be rulers of everything. How wrong of an idea this is. First off; everything has individuality. Trees, clouds, animals, food, EVERYTHING is unique in some way. Even copies have some individuality. Second; We are NOT superior. We are just like animals – we just choose NOT to accept that fact. We want to be “different” and have “compassion”. But animals DO have compassion, they just think more RATIONALLY then we ever can. We see a weak human and we try to make it stronger regardless of if they are becoming stronger. Animals see a weak animal and try to make it stronger, but if it cannot then they let it die. Survival of the fittest.
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POSTANGER:
It is my opinion that this world would be a better place if we let the worthless fend for themselves. People who can’t fend for themselves should either adapt or die. Examples of this:
Kids Failing @ School – Millions of Tax Dollars are poured into failing children each year (aka No Child Left Behind). The truth is in life there are winners and losers, and these kids are losers and are (and have been) a waste of our time. I think a kid should get ONE extra chance, maybe TWO at most, but when I was growing up we called that REPEATING THE GRADE. Now we don’t do that, we just push them through to the next grade, hand ‘em a diploma, and call them “special” or “needy”. When I was growing up the kids that were “special” were the ones who were mentally disabled, but now ANYBODY can be special just because they are stupid. STUPID ISN’T SPEICAL, ITS STUPID! And as Ron White (one of MY heroes) says – YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID! Let’em fail, when they become adults they will either adapt or die. Let the FSM sort’em out!
The Unemployed – I have no real sympathy for the Unemployed, maybe because I have a great work ethic. Sure I may not be the best employee from time to time, but I know how to hold down a job and keep it. But there are some who can’t. I’m OK with Unemployment Benefits to help those who are in need… but ONLY for 3 months MAXIMUM. If your lazy ass can’t get a job within 3 Months then you are worthless. If I lost my job tomorrow I GUARANTEE I would only be out of work MAYBE 2 weeks TOPS. Gas Stations, Fast Food Restaurants, Chain Stores, Wal-Mart’s, THEY ALL HIRE! Swallow your pride and stop being a worthless asshat! Oh you can’t get work there because of some stupid reason THAT WAS YOUR FAULT (federal crime, no skills, not a people person) well then YOU DIE. Game over for you. Guess you should have learned how to do SOMETHING with your life. Adapt or die.
Parents with Tons of Kids – We as tax payers should NEVER have to pay for someone else’s kids. If a parent(s) cannot support their kids then the government should take them away. “But Masked D-Bag, our foster centers are filled with kids. We can’t possibly fill them with more”. With the money we give these so called “parents” we could be creating boarding-school types of foster care centers to teach, love, and raise unwanted/unneeded children. I like that idea better then Susie Q popping out here 10th kid JUST SO SHE CAN GET MONEY!! We cannot live in a system that allows people to benefit from the suffering of others, ESPECIALLY THEIR OWN CHILDREN! I don’t have kids, wonder why? I CANT AFFORD THEM! I’m not gonna burden you or the government because I can’t take care of my spawn. The responsible should be allowed children, the irresponsible should have their kids taken away.
Welfare – See Unemployed and Parents with Tons of Kids. Welfare ENCOURAGES people to be lazy and dumb. Welfare teaches people that they can get by without having ANY type of skill or abilities. If you cannot be a PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY then you should DIE! Adapt or Die!
Universal Health Care – Once again we try to help everyone. Let’s worry about OURSELVES and let others worry about their selves (or however that is supposed to be said)! I know our Healthcare system sucks, but that’s because it is TOOOOOOO EXPENSIVE! Insurance isn’t the answer, the answer is making Healthcare AFFORDABLE. A broken arm should cost $50 to cast, but these hospitals are now BUSINESSES! I don’t want to pay for people because they are stupid; if you are stupid and can’t afford to get medical attention THEN YOU WILL EITHER ADAPT OR DIE! Don’t make me suffer because I am responsible and I have PERSONAL ACCOUNTABILITY!!!
These are just some of the retartedness of our mankind. Call it mean, call it insensitive, but I call it PROGRESS. We can’t allow the stupid/unskilled to survive; if they can’t learn then they can’t live. We can’t allow the lazy to survive; if they can’t become productive then they can’t live. We can’t allow those who take advantage of our good nature to continue; if they can’t survive ON THEIR OWN then they can’t live.
Is it my fault they have no friends to help them? Is it my fault they have no one BUT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE to assist them? Guess they should have been nicer in their youth, should have paid attention in school, should have worked hard, and should have a good decent PRODUCTIVE human.
Adapt or Die; This should be our motto. Land of the Free? More like Land of the FreeLOADING!
Tags: Angry Minute, Children, Death, Failure, Freeloading, Kids, Lazy, Natural Selection, No Child Left Behind, Personal Accountability, Selfish, Stupid, Survival, Unemployed, Universal Health Care, Unskilled, Welfare