ANGRY MINUTE #0018: The F-Word
Sometimes in life you just need to remember when you were a kid. Because truth is we learned everything we ever need to know in our younger years. And during those years I learned some important lessons:
1. Do onto others as you’d have them do onto you
2. If it’s brown flush it down
3. Sticks and stones and will break my bones but words will never hurt me
Words will never hurt me? But people say mean things and it hurts my feeling!
Boo Hoo! Get the FRAK over it!
So what is this all about? It’s about the F-Word, and I don’t mean FRAK either! I mean FAG!
Yeah, I said it. FAG FAG FAG!
“But Masked D-Bag #8, why are you slamming gay people like that?” Umm… who said anything about gay people???
If you watched South Park last Wednesday you know what’s going on. And I full accept that words have multiple meaning and that no one owns a word like fag. BUT that doesn’t stop organizations like GLAAD (they are the gay people who flip out about people making fun of gay people) say that FAG means a gay slur instead of a bundle of sticks… or even its true CURRENT definition which is DOUCHEBAG!
OK, I better stop right there cuz I’m no fag. When I say douchebag/fag I mean that asshat that cuts you off in traffic WITHOUT A FRAKIN TURN SIGNAL! Now that is a FAG! Or when you’re in line at Subway and there’s that douche who’s in front of you who needs to order but the dick is on the phone! FAAAAAAAG!
So I guess I’m upset because, well, GLAAD doesn’t want to let FAG change. No, because GLAAD wouldn’t have much to do if we accepted homosexuality (which I have, I’m cool with gays as long as they ain’t all gay on me!). For a group that is all about accepting change these people really don’t get it. You know I was a GEEK in school and that term was offensive back in my day, but now GEEK is CHEK and if you’re geek now you’re COOL! See how the word evolves? If you said “nope” then you’re a fag!
Now I know people get offended by all sorts of crap, but guess why I designed this website? TO PISS YOU OFF! But the truth is YOU PISS ME OFF! Fag is a word, just a word and ONLY a word. If people want a word to not hurt then they need to not let that word hurt them. And words morph and change, so people need to accept and adapt.
I will now say the word FAG without worry. I have a gay friend and he spews that word more then anyone I have met. He believes it means a douchebag, so as far as I’m concerned that’s what it means. Don’t like it? Who are you to question what words I believe in? Don’t oppress my beliefs, for my beliefs are my religion. Don’t oppress me FAG!
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POSTANGER:
Fag means a douchebag, so just get over it! What fags!
VROOM! VROOM! VROOM!