Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Apr 28, 2010 in
Angry Minute I love bring you guys my AngryMinute, it is one of the small joys I get in life. It lets me vent different types of YOU ALL PISS ME OFF isms. It makes me a more “normal” person in the real world because here at AM I’m such a, well, douchebag.
But something has been happening recently that is PISSING ME OFF TO NO EXTENT AND MAKES ME WANT TO JAM A HOT POKER IN SOME ASSMASTER’S EYE!
See here at the AngryMinute I allow you, the AngryFANatics, to post comments on each of my stories. But an unruly trend has started to occur where some comments are, well how do I say, are not really from my FANatics. Let’s take a look at some of them now so you can see how they PISS ME OFF:
So this is the first spam comment I got all the way back on 07/23/2009. Now I got to give this person props because it looks like a normal comment at first. The red flag appears to me when I see his parents have named him “How I Lost 30 Pounds in 30 Days Without Diet”. That is some shitty parents right there. What the FRAK is this dude’s last name? Is it Mr. 30 Days Without Diet???? The website doesn’t exist anymore; guess his diet was so good he shed those online pounds too.
Enrorotic sends us our next gem. Like Madonna or Cher, Enrorotic needs only one name. She has a nice comment, and then even gives me a link to lesbian cinema free. I’m glad she knows my love for free lesbian cinema, just wish her Engrish was a bit more English. Also check her email out, it has SPAMABUSE in the title! Roll on the floor LAUGHING MY ARSE OFF!!!!
AngryMinute seems to have a global following as I get MANY of these Russian posts. Problem is I don’t speak Russian. I’m glad the old Soviets are still angry, and who can blame them. It is cold as a witch’s tit there in northern Asia. Lucky for us the internet can translate these comments: “Thanks, post is truly explanatory is written and on business, is what to gather”. I couldn’t have said it better myself Derikola. Keep the posts coming, but place them in Engrish first 
Well I’m so glad that DiabloXP## (he posts under the same ID but with different numbers on many of my AngryMinutes) got a text from his girl friend and found out she was cheating (sometimes its with his bestfriend, little brother, father, and others she has a lesbian encounter with his mother. What a whore) so I can get a nice sexy look at her. Too bad I have a girlfriend so I don’t want her to find out I’m cheating on her by looking at these pics, because then like any fucked up girl friend she would decide to share every sexy video she has of me to the world wide web. I do have to give credit to the website name, WackYourTube. I don’t care who you are, that is plain old fashion funny!
And I also get the slew of pills and other remedies. Man I tell you if I had dick problems, emotional outbursts, or even balding I’m glad my fanbase is here to send me tips and tricks on the latest drugs to cure what cripples me. Maybe you guys are trying to tell me something. Am I going bald? Is my dick about to go limply limp? Do I have an ulcer with uncontrollable explosive shits? Well NOT ANY MORE thanks to my wonder drugs that are placed in my comments! Thanks Pullkvester, PillcesterManus, Golaneolley, lymnarribly, hoarcagma, and the rest of you bottomless scum whores!
And then there is the “new hotness” of the comment spammers. They will take a previous comment another user has left (in this case it was AnnA’s post) and repost it with a different name, website, email, and IP Address. At first I thought these were real comments, and then I noticed that they all had a very similar pattern. So why do this? Well they do it because AngryMinute won’t let you post anything till I approve your FIRST post, so they are trying to slip under the radar just once so then they can barrage the site with dick pills and sex tapes and other bullshit virus enabled garbage. Truth is Tony here doesn’t give two shits about that poor 3 year old daughter, he only cares about hawking his wares to my unexpecting FANatics. You won’t get me comments ASSHAT!
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So to all you SPAMMERS out there, STOP WASTING YOUR TIME! I go through all comments with a fine tooth comb, and if I even think you might be a spammer I will DENY your ass! EAT THAT SPAM SANDWICH BIZITCHES!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Feb 3, 2010 in
Angry Minute Baseball = A Joke
That’s how I feel about America’s EX-Pasttime. Can you blame me? Want an example? Sure, lets take a look at McGwire vs. Rose.
For those who may not know whom these two are I will break the walls down:
Mark McGwire: MLB career from August 22, 1986 – October 7, 2001. This First Baseman is most known for his “Homerun Race” against Sammy Sosa in 1998 where McGwire went on to surpass Roger Maris’ single season home run record (McGwire nailed 70 homeruns in that season). McGwire has won one World Series ring, three Silver Slugger Awards, one Gold Glove, the 1987 AL Rookie of the Year Award, has made 12 All-Star appearances, and was the winner of the 1992 Home Run Derby.
Pete Rose: MLB career from April 8, 1963 – August 17, 1986. Rose played a variety of positions during his career (OF, 3B, 2B, 1B, Mgr). Rose is the all-time Major League leader in hits (4,256), games played (3,562), at-bats (14,053), and outs (10,328). Rose has won three World Series rings, three batting titles, one MVP Award, two Gold Gloves, the 1963 NL Rookie of the Year Award, and has made 17 All-Star appearances at five different positions.
Even if you don’t know ANYTHING about baseball you can look at those stats and know that these two players have contributed a lot to the game. So what’s my beef with them? Well lets break down the walls even more:
Mark McGwire: Admitted in 2010 that he had used performance-enhancing drugs/steroids throughout his career (including his 1998 homerun record). McGwire never officially “denied” use of steroids when questions during the 1990s, but instead refused to discuss his involvement with or use of steroids until his admission in 2010.
Pete Rose: In 1989 became permanently ineligible for the MLB Hall of Fame due to sports bettings he made while coaching. Rose reportedly bet on 52 games in 1987, but was never proven to bet against his own team (though on multiple occasions he bet FOR his own team). Rose was only found to have gambled in this way from 1985 – 1987. Rose denied any involvement with gambling in this fashion until 1989.
So here is where I start getting pissed. Pete Rose, who bet on his OWN TEAM to win, became ineligible for the MLB Hall of Fame due to these gamblings. MLB says that Rose became ineligible because “that as a manager he could control games, make decisions that could enhance his chances of winning his bets, thus jeopardizing the integrity of the game.”
OK, sure. I guess I can buy that. I don’t think it makes him a horrid person to bet on his own team. If he would have bet AGAINST his own team I could understand. So if MLB takes this stance on Rose for betting on his OWN team then they sure as hell would take an even HARDER line on McGwire and his enhancements. Right?
Wrong!
Yeah, this is the world we live in. Not ONLY has McGwire not been punished for his indiscretions, but he HAS A FRAKING JOB WITH AN MLB TEAM!!! Mark “Roids” McGwire is the hitting coach for his old team, the team he used Roids on and cheated to win accolades and records!
WHAT A FRAKING WORLD!
You wanna know why I hate baseball? Because of shit like this! I would NEVER let my children watch or even be associated with this sport based on such actions. Any sport that PROMOTES the use of steroids is a horrible evil entity. Atleast Pete Rose bet on his OWN team! McGwire CHEATED, yet the big suits over at MLB think its “OK”?!?! Yeah, they probably do because McGwire made them TONS AND TONS OF CASH during his 1998 Homerun race! What about Sammy Sosa? A man who tried to win that title in 1998 under his own power, without the use of illegal steroids? Baseball could care less about all those teams McGwire cheated, lied to, and store from. What hypocrisy!
Baseball, you can go FRAK YOURSELF! You are all nothing more then hypocrites, liars, and cheaters! The MLB’s sense of “wrong vs right” is too messed up for me to ever respect them. When you think gambling on yourself is worse then cheating/lying/stealing then you have some messed up priorities.
As for Pete Rose; he gains my respect for being some humble in the face of adversity.
As for Mark McGwire; I hope he is beat down in a dark alleyway and left for the vultures. You make me sick!!!
Tags: Angry Minute, Baseball, Betting, Drugs, Gambling, Hall of Fame, Hypocrisy, Mark McGwire, MLB, Performance-Enhancing, Pete Rose, Roids, Steroids