ANGRY MINUTE #0034: Overweight Obsession

I’m a small guy, maybe a buck fifty on a good day. I have never been a big person, and a majority of my life I have felt unhealthy. Not because I actually WAS unhealthy, but because my small size made me FEEL unhealthy. So I took charge of my life, placed myself on a training regiment, and after three years I am happy to report I have gained some healthy weight and have even ran in three different marathons.

That is what I like to call “good weight”. I am by no means overweight, but I was definitely underweight before I began gaining weight. Some people have this perception that gaining weight is always a bad thing; that is just retarded. Gaining weight can sometimes be as healthy as losing weight.

Now I know we have a weight problem in our country, but the truth is some people can’t help it. Big people are born each day, and their bodies are made in a way that makes them be bigger. I have plenty of “husky” friends and they live very healthy lives… they are just big is all. They run marathons with me, they eat great balanced diets, and they have even removed fats and sugars from their daily lives. It doesn’t make them unhealthy to be bigger, it’s just the way they are and as long as they live a healthy life that is all I can ask and wish for them.

But sometimes, sometimes a person who is overweight gets the idea that it would be a great idea to gain MORE weight, just for the sake of being bigger and bigger. That, to me, is INSANITY!

Where is the Anger boiling from? RIGHT HERE!

Donna Simpson of New Jersey is bigger then most. She tips the scales at a little over 600lbs! That’s a pretty big woman, until you realize that she wants to gain MORE weight. This crazy woman wants to be the Fattest Person EVER. She wants to tip the scales at 1000lbs! HOLY COW INDEED!!!!

Now I’m not too sure what goes through a person’s mind when they make a life altering decision like this, but I bet it is similar to a heroin addict who NEEDS to score that needle and juice. You know Mama Douchebag always told me, “I don’t care what you do in life, just as long as you are the best at what you do.” I wonder if Donna’s mother feels the same.

So what is the “big” deal? Why am I grinding the “fat” here? What do I have a “huge” problem with this woman’s personal decision?

The truth is her decision is NOT personal, and someone needs to step in. Because of her increased weight Donna will be susceptible to more doctor’s visits, be at higher risk for disease, and will probably eventually die because of her hefty weight. And because of her “illness” this will most likely be paid for by taxpayers. Because lets be serious; what insurance company is gonna insure her? And even if she did get insured the premiums would be outrageous!

Society, doctors, and pretty much everyone who is sane agrees that this woman is killing herself. Yet we sit here and not only ALLOW it, but we help PAY for it with our tax dollars. Her main income is used to pay the 12,000 calories she ingests DAILY. So when she starts getting the onset of diabetes, or her heart starts to fail, or a chicken leg gets stuck in her esophagus; WHO do you think will need to pay for her help to “stay alive”? It will be Jane and Joe taxpayer to the rescue.

To me this is the equivalent of keeping a suicidal person alive who continues to commit attempted suicide daily. Even after we save their life they run right back to jumping out of windows and popping loads of prescription pills to “end it all”. They have no respect for life or those around them, and in some sort of selfish retaliation they take it out of the world with their inappropriate actions.

What ever happened to being healthy just for the sake of being healthy? I don’t give two shits if a person is “overweight” to be honest; but I do care that they attempt to take better care of themselves. But Donna just spits in our faces. Hell she even has created a website so people can watch her EAT and get FATTER! THIS IS THE FRAKEN WORLD WE NOW LIVE IN PEOPLE!!!!!

Is it just me that is angered by Donna’s actions? Or do you find that this is perfectly acceptable behavior? I know weight is a touchy subject but I am genuinely interested in what you guys think. Comment below and let the AngryFANatics know what you think of this super weight gain. Is it OK to gain weight? If so what is “too much”? I’m real curious on how I see this issue vs how you guys will see it. So keep them comments coming!!!

Tags: Angry Minute, Fat, Fattest, Health, Health Care, Insurance, Overweight, Unhealthy

ANGRY MINUTE #0031: Choking on Oscar-Mayer’s Weiner

What the FRAK is wrong with people these days? Can’t they put a wiener in their mouth without choking on it?

I guess not. I mean I’ve had several wieners in my mouth, some at the same time, and I’ve never choked on any of them.

Why are you laughing? Ohhhh… you are sick sick person! I’m talking hot dog wieners you pervert!!!

I just finished reading THIS ARTICLE and I’m speechless. Parents want to CHANGE HOTDOGS because kids are choking on them. The logic here baffles me. I understand that choking is a risk, but it is a risk we all take every day. But somehow we seem to get through the day without choking and dying. How do we do it? Well we CHEW OUT DAMN FOOD! How about you teach your kids to SHUT THEIR MOUTHS AND EAT?!?!? Oh no that would be PARENTING and we can’t have that now can we? It’s just easier to blame hotdogs then for parents to actually blame themselves.

So these crazies also want to put warning labels on ALL foods and candies that are choking hazards. So that amounts to almost EVERY FRAKIN THING WE PUT IN OUR MOUTHS!!!!!! And if you don’t know you can choke on an M&M then you should choke and DIE because you are not helping the human evolution, you are deterring it.

I’d like to know who these people are who have no idea you can choke on small food items. Do they think that magically their throat will digest these items so there is no fear of swallowing them whole? Just put that wiener in your mouth and see how far down your throat you can shove it till you gag. Just keep shoving it in there, what possibly could go wrong?

So let’s redesign the hotdog then since it is a menace to society. We could make it flat and put it on a bun… oh wait that’s called a hamburger. You see a hotdog is a hotdog because of its shape; to change that would be to change what that food is entirely. It makes no sense and it totally retarded.

I like how these crazies take the responsibility out of their own hands and place blame on the creators of these foods/candies. How about if you are afraid of choking on a wiener DON’T FRAKIN EAT WIENERS! Why do you need to ruin it for us who know how to chew our food? I understand young kids don’t understand chewing and are at risk for choking, but THE PARENTS should be responsible and cut up the child’s food into small parts so this doesn’t happen. Oh look what I did there, I MADE THE PARENTS RESPONSIBLE! Isn’t that a weird concept? Who would have EVER THOUGHT TO FRAKIN DO THAT?!?!?! Hell next they will  ask to have grapes redesigned because people choke on them… oh wait THE ARTICLE DOES RECOMMEND THAT! WHAT THE FRAK?!?!?!?!

Darwin would be proud to know that stupid people are still stupid. At some point we have to say if you are dumb and don’t understand that you can choke on things that go into your mouth then maybe you are too dumb to be alive. Maybe the world is a better place without you.

I personally will always have a nice hot wiener in my mouth. I like the taste, I like the texture, and I love how it feels inside me.

I was talking about eating hot dogs! FSM you people are sick!

Tags: Angry Minute, Chew, Children, Choking, Hazard, Health, Hot Dog, Kids, Parental Responsibility, Parents, Swallow, Wiener