Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Mar 10, 2010 in
Angry Minute When I go to the ice cream parlor I stand before their display and gaze at the flavors that ballet before my eyes. Maybe I will stick with the standard chocolate or vanilla; but maybe I’ll spice up my day with some rainbow sherbet or even the strawberry kind that has the big chunks of real strawberries mixed within it. But ultimately the only person who can decide what flavor is best for me is myself. I can ask others their opinion on the matter, but when that cold treat touches my lips it will be because of the pros and cons I have weighed. Mmmmm I love ice cream!
Education is just like ice cream. We offer our children different areas of education (math, science, computers, art, etc) and ultimately they decide what flavor of education is best for them. Some become Math majors; some become English majors; and so on and so on.
The problem with education today is that we are not offering our kids the right flavors. We still have that oldschool mindset that our children only need to have the basic academic flavors (Math, Science, Social Studies, English). Our society has evolved, but our educational system and those who lead the educational system are still dusty dinosaurs who don’t see the changes that have occurred in our society.
So where is my anger coming from on this subject? My fans know that I have bitched and complained about the poor education process and how our children are our future… yet we are not preparing them to LEAD our future.
One of my Angry FANatics (that’s what I’m gonna call my fanbase, FANatics) sent me a message a few days ago. Let’s call her Redbird for privacy reasons. Redbird expressed her frustration and anger over the changes and budget cuts many schools are making. But she had backup, she had PROOF of their incompetence. And it all starts with this video here.
Redbird recommended I start watching the video around the 7.5 minute mark and see if the anger boiled within my soul. I’m good with instructions so I dialed it to that spot this morning as I prepared for work. What I heard confused and ANGERED me!
This school system (the Kenton City School System) has to trim some fat this year as they are over budget. Nothing new there as schools are always fighting the budget crunch. But the approach and ASSUMPTION of these board members are endangering the children that attend these schools.
At the 7.5 mark a lady name Patti comes up and speaks about a recent cut that she (and others like Redbird) don’t quite understand. You see the school board has elected to remove the computer arts program from their local middle school. This basically boils down that these children won’t get any education on computers until they reach high school, and even then (as you watch after Patti it’s revealed that keyboarding/typing has been removed entirely from the school curriculum) these kids aren’t even taught HOW to type.
Now I can bitch about a lot of things in this video, but as a 27 year old working in society I can say without a shadow of doubt that I use my computer and the skills I learned from my education about computers to get myself a great job and the ability to move up the corporate ladder. Computers and the ability to type are INSTRUMENTAL in today’s world and without those skills people find they are VERY VERY limited in where they can go and what they can do.
And the school board president’s response? He just figures that since computers are “everywhere” that kids should already know how to use them. WHAT BS! What an ASSSSSSSSSSHAT! Assuming makes an ass out of everyone, and that is EXACTLY what this school board president has done.
What about the poor kids who don’t own a computer? I know in today’s society a lot of us take for granted that WE have computers and internet and all that… but there are people (especially in Kenton where the median income of households is $29,065*) that are POOR and cannot afford FOOD let alone a computer with a monthly charge for internet access. It doesn’t help that Kenton jobs have decreased by 79% since July 2008*. And there are 15% of households in Kenton that make LESS than $10,000 A YEAR*! With more then HALF of their income going to rent (that is on average of $381 per month*) are these families going to RUN OUT and buy a $500 PC and then an additional $20 per month for crap dialup? That’s almost a $750 expense right there or, 7.5% of that family’s income!
So Mr. School Board President; to just ASSUME that kids should KNOW how computers work just because they are around us MAKES NO FRAKIN SENSE! That’s like saying that since I eat a fish that I know HOW to fish, or that since I see stars in the sky I should be good at astronomy. Just because it is AROUND us doesn’t mean we KNOW it. I drive a car, yet I know jackshit about how it works!
I work for a Help Desk for a very successful insurance company and I can easily tell you the workers that don’t last are those who don’t have the computer experience and education. Without the ability to type so many words per minute or even the ability to understand where in a computer they go to perform the simplest of actions, they are let go and forced into jobs that give lower wages. But that fits RIGHT IN with Kenton, as their biggest industries for hiring works are Catering Services, Food Service Contractors, Convenience Stores, Blood & Organ Banks, and Clinics & Outpatient Services*. Yeah I guess computer education isn’t that big of a deal when your town offers these as their “bread and butter” professions. It even looks stranger when you see that the most commonly listed Kenton jobs include territory sales manager jobs and assistant store manager jobs, both which would require computer knowledge and expertise (or one who would have these skills would have an edge over those who don’t).
Kenton is your typical “Varsity Blues” type of town. They push their children to be football superstars, but then when their football career is over the majority of them do not have the skills to progress into a real job that makes them real money to survive. Then these kids have no choice but to move back “home” to Kenton and live in their parent’s basement and work at one of the multitude of fast food restaurant or even the backbreaking warehouse labor in the area for the majority of their life with little compensation.
If the Kenton School Board, or any small town school board, truly cared for their children they would ensure that those kids would have the best in computer classes. Because without these skills they will end up working at a dead-end job in a dead-end city. But that fits right in with Kenton, now doesn’t it?
Tags: Angry Minute, Children, Class, Computer, Education, Employment, Failure, Kenton, Kenton City Schools, Keyboarding, Kids, Ohio, School Board, Subject, Typing
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Feb 24, 2010 in
Angry Minute What the FRAK is wrong with people these days? Can’t they put a wiener in their mouth without choking on it?
I guess not. I mean I’ve had several wieners in my mouth, some at the same time, and I’ve never choked on any of them.
Why are you laughing? Ohhhh… you are sick sick person! I’m talking hot dog wieners you pervert!!!
I just finished reading THIS ARTICLE and I’m speechless. Parents want to CHANGE HOTDOGS because kids are choking on them. The logic here baffles me. I understand that choking is a risk, but it is a risk we all take every day. But somehow we seem to get through the day without choking and dying. How do we do it? Well we CHEW OUT DAMN FOOD! How about you teach your kids to SHUT THEIR MOUTHS AND EAT?!?!? Oh no that would be PARENTING and we can’t have that now can we? It’s just easier to blame hotdogs then for parents to actually blame themselves.
So these crazies also want to put warning labels on ALL foods and candies that are choking hazards. So that amounts to almost EVERY FRAKIN THING WE PUT IN OUR MOUTHS!!!!!! And if you don’t know you can choke on an M&M then you should choke and DIE because you are not helping the human evolution, you are deterring it.
I’d like to know who these people are who have no idea you can choke on small food items. Do they think that magically their throat will digest these items so there is no fear of swallowing them whole? Just put that wiener in your mouth and see how far down your throat you can shove it till you gag. Just keep shoving it in there, what possibly could go wrong?
So let’s redesign the hotdog then since it is a menace to society. We could make it flat and put it on a bun… oh wait that’s called a hamburger. You see a hotdog is a hotdog because of its shape; to change that would be to change what that food is entirely. It makes no sense and it totally retarded.
I like how these crazies take the responsibility out of their own hands and place blame on the creators of these foods/candies. How about if you are afraid of choking on a wiener DON’T FRAKIN EAT WIENERS! Why do you need to ruin it for us who know how to chew our food? I understand young kids don’t understand chewing and are at risk for choking, but THE PARENTS should be responsible and cut up the child’s food into small parts so this doesn’t happen. Oh look what I did there, I MADE THE PARENTS RESPONSIBLE! Isn’t that a weird concept? Who would have EVER THOUGHT TO FRAKIN DO THAT?!?!?! Hell next they will ask to have grapes redesigned because people choke on them… oh wait THE ARTICLE DOES RECOMMEND THAT! WHAT THE FRAK?!?!?!?!
Darwin would be proud to know that stupid people are still stupid. At some point we have to say if you are dumb and don’t understand that you can choke on things that go into your mouth then maybe you are too dumb to be alive. Maybe the world is a better place without you.
I personally will always have a nice hot wiener in my mouth. I like the taste, I like the texture, and I love how it feels inside me.
I was talking about eating hot dogs! FSM you people are sick!
Tags: Angry Minute, Chew, Children, Choking, Hazard, Health, Hot Dog, Kids, Parental Responsibility, Parents, Swallow, Wiener
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Dec 23, 2009 in
Angry Minute Tis the season of giving 
This Holiday (not christmas, as Holiday is the traditional celebration for all FSMers) I wanted to look back at a year that saw Angry Minute be born. Angry Minute was actually created on Jan 28th 2009 through the Notes Application in Facebook. It was SOOOOOO popular that the website had to be created. Because of this there are actually several AngryMinutes that were NEVER posted on this website.
So with these last 4 weeks of 2009 I want to post the top 4 Angry Minutes that were never posted on this website. MERRY HOLIDAY BASTARDS!!!
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ANGER TOPIC: Taking Parental Responsibility
(originally posted on 03/25/2009)
You know what gets under my FRAKIN skin? When parents blame everyone except themselves or their children! Because FSM knows that your brats can’t do anything wrong!
FRAK THAT!!!
Parents love to play the dumb card. They love to say, “I can’t watch my kid all the time”, “My kid’s a good kid”, and “I want to be their friend, not their enemy”. Um… YOU ARE THE PARENT! It IS your job to watch you kid AT ALL TIMES (you are RESPONSIBLE for them after all). Even the best kids do the worst things under pressure, so the kid needs a PARENT to keep them in line and not a friend (kids have plenty of friends, but they are very limited on parents).
Let’s take a look at this with a three prong story edition of THE LIST OF ANGER!!!!!
LIST OF ANGER:
1. Being Their Friend: So I was watching “The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet” yesterday and they did this segment about Spring Break. They had an 18 year-old girl who wanted to go to Mexico for Spring Break, and her parent was actually going to let her! The Government has released a notice telling Americans to STAY AWAY from Mexico for Spring Break because of the kidnappings, murders, and all that FUN AND CRAZY STUFF! But this bubbly blond wanted to go “have fun” without her mommy anyway. I guess that would be fine if the 18 year-old wasn’t saying things like “I want to party with my friends” and “I should be able to make my own decisions”. And the amazing part is the parent was actually leaning towards letting her go EVEN THOUGH the parent works for a lawfirm and has seen first hand what these heathens do during Spring Break. Why is that? Because mommy didn’t want to be the parent, she wanted to be the friend. And I know what you are gonna say; “The chick is 18, she is legal and can do whatever she wants.” NO! NO! NO! She is a senior in high school, and she still lives at home so that makes the PARENT IN CHARGE! Yet the parent doesn’t want to be in charge, they want to be friends. YOU ARE NOT YOUR CHILDS FRIEND!!!! Also, just because your kid is 18 DOES NOT MAKE THEM AN ADULT! (http://www.mandjshow.com/show-recaps/tuesday-march-24-mj-investigates-spring-break/)
2. Taking Responsibility: This is a tragic story. Jessica Logan was a sweet 18 year-old who decided that she wanted to up her game with her boyfriend of a couple months so she took sexy nude photos of herself and sent them to him over the phone. Well, the loving and caring boyfriend forwarded those photos and eventually hundreds of kids in the Cincinnati High School had seen Jessica’s goods. The children then started to taunt her, making fun of her no matter where she was. Jessica was so distressed because of the taunting. They called her a slut, a whore, and probably YOUR MOM. What horrible things to say to a girl who wasn’t a whore… she just wanted a man she had been dating for only a few weeks to view her sexy and luscious body as an object for him to conquer and own. (Um… isn’t that what a whore is???). In any case she couldn’t take it anymore so she took her own life, not thinking of the ones she loved. She did the EXACT SAME THING when she messaged her boyfriend nude cell-phone photos of herself (she was selfish). She was only thinking of herself and how she wanted to get her boyfriend (who she’d only been dating for a month or two) all hot and bothered so they could go roll in the hay (that’s slang for bumpin uglies, horizontal mambo, or even the famous doin’ it). But that isn’t what really bothers me (though it does, and will be an Angry Minute at some point). What ANGERS me is the parents, after all of this, still think THEY DID NOTHING WRONG! Let me quote her mother, Cynthia Logan: “My only baby that I will never be able to touch again. I will never have grandchildren. I will never be able to hand down my heirlooms. I’m just devastated by these parents that allow their children to do and say anything they want.” Um… EXCUSE ME?!?!? You are devastated that these parents let their children do and say whatever they want? Yeah, um… YOU ARE ONE OF THESE PARENTS ASSHAT! You let your daughter do whatever she wanted!!! She posed for nude photos, sent them to a man she’d only been with for a short period, and then killed herself because she didn’t know where to turn. SHE SURE AS HELL DIDN’T TURN TO YOU!!!! Sounds like she did what she wanted. YOU gave her life, YOU gave her the phone, and YOU gave her moral direction. Kids tease, THAT IS PART OF LIFE PEOPLE! If Jessica had been raised to know better she wouldn’t have been in this position in the first place. TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY! I don’t care if you tell me she was a good kid, because PROOF shows us something a bit different. It only takes one moment to turn a good kid bad. ONE FRAKIN MOMENT! (http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20090322/NEWS01/903220312?foo=fee)
3. Punishment: And here is the REAL problem. Parents think that there kids are special and don’t need disciplined. You see it all the time. Think of the kid throwing the tantrum at the grocery store because he wants a candy bar. I’ve seen parents SO LAZY that they don’t want to deal with the embarrassment so they buy the item for their child. WHAT THE FRAK!?!?! Or have you ever been out to dinner and you see that parents dealing with their children who are throwing food, acting like animals? What do these parents do? They calmly say “Now that’s not nice. Don’t throw your food.” YOUR KID NEEDS A GOOD OLD FASION ASS WHOOPIN! When in the FSM’s name did we allow our children to act like heathens? If I even thought about doing something bad I got beat! “But that’s abuse” some may say. No, that is PARENTING! If your kid is a monster it is YOUR FAULT! YOU ARE A BAD PARENT! Now I know there are some cases where this may not be true (some kids are bad, no matter how amazing there parents are) but the majority of these kids are doing whatever the hell they want because no one is giving them a reason not to. If there is no real punishment then what is to stop them from doing whatever they want. You’re kids DO NOT have the right to be out in public annoying me or others. THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL! As a child I knew that I was to behave in public, to be on my best behavior. I feared my mother and father (and I still do) but now I’m older I have THANKED THEM for beating me and giving me moral direction. They wanted me to be able to make GOOD CHOICES. They are my PARENTS and they treated me as there CHILD. And I STILL behave myself because even though I’m an adult my mother will still pull my pants down and beat me if I act up. BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME! If you DON’T beat your child YOU ARE A BAD PARENT. PERIOD THE FRAKIN END!
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POSTANGER:
Being Their Friend – There is plenty of time to be their friend once they are grown up and are mature (I say that is around 22-23 years old). You are the parent, not the friend. Kids need a parent and if you don’t be their parent then they will grownup to not know the difference between right and wrong. Be their friend later, be their parent NOW.
Taking Responsibility – It is easy for parents to not blame themselves, but the truth is that it’s your kid and your responsibility. When your kid does something wrong that is your fault. I know kids will be kids and all that junk, but you are the parent. If my dog bit you who would be held responsible? I would, because it is MY dog. It is YOUR kid, so it is your responsibility. Be active with your kids, be involved in what they like, and learn EVERYTHING that they are interested in. If you are not a proactive parent then you aren’t really a good parent.
Punishment – No one wants to spank their kids, but it has to be done. I know I’ll get flak on this, but I’m a firm believer that sometimes physical punishment is needed. There is a time and place for it, but it is needed to raise a good kid. If you don’t use physicality then you are showing weakness to your child, and they will use that to their advantage to get away with whatever they want. Don’t believe me? Yeah, probably cuz you weren’t beat and think you turned out just fine. Delusion is fun isn’t it?
Tags: Angry Minute, Children, Friend, Kids, Parents, Personal Responsibility, Punishment, Responsivility, Spanking
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Oct 21, 2009 in
Angry Minute Two down, two to go. This is your Halloween Pisses Me Off Angry Minute for Wednesday, October 21st 2009!
BA BA BA BAAAAAAAAAAA!!
You know what pisses me and many of the young ones off during the Halloween season? Non-Candy Givers! Yeah, we all know who they are. That old lady down the street who gives nickels? What about the creepy health nut who hands out fruit? Or other “great” treats like protein bars, juice boxes, homemade cookies, or even coupons?!?!?! Excuse me for a moment… WHAT THE FRAK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!
Now as an adult I understand that there are categories of people, and based on the categories are ultimately the treat you receive. So let’s go to the HALLOWEEN LIST OF TREAT GIVERS and examine who they are and why they give the treats they do.
THE HALLOWEEN LIST OF TREAT GIVERS:
1. FunSized Candy Giver – Your normal givers. They hand out the FunSize (Mini) Candies. We respect these givers as this is why we Trick-or-Treat, for sweets and delicious candies
2. Big-Candy Giver – Like a mythical beast, some say that on Beggar’s Night there are homes who hand out Regular Candy, like normal sized Snicker bars. And even rarer are those who hand out KING SIZED varieties of our favorite candy! Any individual who has the money and the heart to do such great deeds deserves to be immortalized for all time. Nothing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING is greater for a child then to open their bag on Trick-or-Treat and see a massive about of sweets being tossed into their loot. Thank you oh great mythical givers, thank you!
3. Coin Giver – Money is great, don’t get me wrong, but these Givers just don’t get it. Typically of the older age, these elderly goodhearted people hand out nickels, dimes, and maybe if you’re lucky quarters. Now if I go to 100 houses during Beggar’s Night and get a quarter from each, I’d have $25. Now go to the store and buy $25 worth of candy… and now you see you got LESS then if you had been given candy by these CHEAPSKATES! The only exception I would not be pissed about getting a coin is if it was ATLEAST a dollar or more, then I’d happily take.
4. Health Giver – Apples, Oranges, Granola Bars, etc. First off most parents will THROW OUT any fruit in their kid’s basket (haven’t you been told NOT to eat anything that isn’t wrapped? I know I have). Granola Bars I have no big problem with, but they better taste good or you’re getting TP’ed!
5. Made-It-Myself Giver – Cookies, Cupcakes, Brownies, etc. Once again if it isn’t store wrapped I don’t want my kid to have it. People need to think and BE SAFE. Some crazy could have put a razor blade in there! AHHHHHH THE PAIN ISN’T DELICIOUS!!! And speaking of Brownies, do you want your kid eating anything ‘special’? Now THAT would be a crazy Halloween!
6. Mystery Prize Giver – Toys, Coupons, etc. Depending on the quality will really depend on if this pisses me off or not. Toys are cool but only for the really young beggars. What about those that are still young enough for Trick-or-Treat but too old for toys? You gonna hand them an Xbox360 Game (which would be SUPER AWESOME!). Coupons can be great (like a free pizza) to crap (like 10% off my next visit to Foot Locker). Tread lightly as I hear some youngsters will take spoiled eggs to the homes that have cheated them out of candy riches!!
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POSTANGER:
In the end I’m happy to receive anything, but people need to realize that if the quality is bad or if it isn’t store wrapped it’s gonna get pitched. Don’t waste, give out safe gifts/candies and make Halloween a night of sugar high! Remember, they aren’t your kids and it isn’t your responsibility to monitor their eating habits; that falls on their parents who have to deal with the buggers on a candy crack high!
BONUS: A friend told me he likes to have several different treats to give on Halloween. Normal costumes get the normal candy, while superior costumes get King Sized candy! And those who are “too old” to be Trick-or-Treating OR those who don’t wear costumes get the dreaded APPLE! AHHHHHHHHHHH! I love this idea and I love pissing off snot nosed teenagers who think that they can get free candy by dressing up as themselves. Frak you teenagers, and GET OFF MY LAWN!
Tags: Angry Minute, Candy, Children, Halloween, Kids, Neighbor, Trick-or-Treat
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Oct 7, 2009 in
Angry Minute Tis the season of ghost and ghouls! Werewolves and witches! And all that goes bump in the night. The devil’s day, hollow’s eve, it’s Halloween! Owwwwwwww!
Now when I was a little Douchebag I just loved Halloween. As a youngster all you have to do is to play dress-up, get a bucket or some sort of container, and run around your hometown knocking on doors and screaming TRICK-OR-TREAT! Strangers hand you candy (if you’re lucky) and off you go to the next house until the night’s festivities are over.
Yeah, that’s how it USE to be! Halloween is so lame anymore, and I have multiple issues with this holiday. So much ANGER I’m devoting every single “Angry Minute” this month to the holiday and how it PISSES ME OFF! So let’s start this 4-part series with the first thing that pisses me off:
PART 1: KIDS AND THEIR FRAKIN COSTUMES!!!!
There are two real fundamental problems with kid’s costumes these days. First is the amount of CRAP they call costumes! Now when I was a youngster (mini Douchebag if you will) me and my friends would dress-up like vampires, frankenstines, ghosts, and other spooky things of the night (you know, the reason Halloween is scary and all). Hell, I’m even cool with Power Rangers, Ninja Turtles, ANYTHING that is dress-up!!! But there are some kids that just are so FRAKIN lazy they choose NOT WEAR A FRAKIN COSTUME!!! FRAK THAT! You come to my door looking NORMAL you ain’t getting SHIT from me! NOTHING! NADA! ZILCH! GO FRAK YOURSELF, LAZY MOTHERFRAKER! Halloween is a CONTRACT between Trick-or-Treater and those who hand out the treats; that contract states if you want me to give you’re candyass some candy YOU GOT TO EARN IT! If you don’t live up to your end of the deal then I shouldn’t live up to mine! And on the flip side of that, you come to my door with a super awesome costume (esp if you created it yourself or its super original) then I’ll give you MORE candy then the others!!! EARN YOUR KEEP!!!! EARN THEM CHOCOLATE BARS!!!
The second issue I have with kid’s costumes is how slutty little girl’s costumes have become! Now we will get into the fact that Halloween is a slut holiday for adults, but little girls are picking up on this and are dressing like, well, WHORES! Wearing fishnet stockings, itty bitty skirts, and showing (or attempting to show) cleavage and midriff is JUST PLAIN SICK AND WRONG AND THEIR PARENTS NEED TO BE TIED TO A RACECAR AND DRIVEN OVER HOT COALS AT 200MPH!!!!!!
What the FRAK is wrong with parents?!?!? Who in their right mind thinks it’s OK for a 10 year-old to dress like a prostitute?!?!? Is Halloween turning into a Pedophile Holiday?!?!
Needs some examples?!?!?
-Alice in Whoreland
-Born Bad
-Stitch Witch
-Hannah Montana
-Fallen Angel
-Jaibird
-Mega Star
-Midnight Witch
-Queen of Hearts
-The Cheshire Cat
-Vamp Fairy
These costumes are DISGUSTING and if I see any little WHORES out on Halloween I’m going to say, “Hey, why are dressed like a SLUT? Is that what you aspire to be when you grow up? Do you want to be just like YOUR MOTHER?!?!”
DISGUSTING!
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POSTANGER:
Do you have any examples of tasteless children’s costumes? Post a link in the comments.
Or maybe you think it’s OK for little girls to dress like the costumes shown above. Leave a comment, tell us why.
Or maybe you have an image of a really crappy kid’s costume. Post a link so we can all make fun of it!!!
Join us next week when we continue the ANGER against Halloween!!!!! OWWWWWWWW!
Tags: Alice in Wonderland, Angry Minute, Candy, Children, Costume, Dress-up, Halloween, Hannah Montana, Kids, Lazy, Parents, Pedophile, Slut, Slutty, Treat, Trick, Trick-or-Treat, Whore
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Sep 9, 2009 in
Angry Minute There has been a lot of controversy over Baraka Obama’s speech to our precious flowers. After reading his speech I don’t understand why. Hell, to be honest I think he was just too nice! Lucky for all my fans I wrote my OWN speech to the children of the USA! Please read and leave your comments below. Thanks!!!
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SPEECH TO AMERICA’S SCHOOL CHILDREN
WRITTEN BY MASKED D-BAY #8
Hello everyone, and welcome back to another action pack school year. Now I know some of you are thinking, “man, wish I was still in bed enjoying that great summer vacation” and to that I say, “stopping being a wuss and get over it! Be lucky that you have a summer vacation because as shitty as you all do in school will mean that future generations might not get summer vacations! So stop your pissy moaning!”
The world is changing, but one thing that that hasn’t changed is the need for intelligent people. We have too many “tards” in the USA, and those “tards” are all causing the responsible Americas pain and suffering. Want to know why your home was foreclosed on this past year? It’s because your mommy and daddy are horrible at math and couldn’t realize that they were living outside of their means! It’s because parents ASSUMED that they would always be employed at their workplace because in their delusional minds were “irreplaceable” and thought “this shithole workplace can’t survive unless I’m here”. Well guess what? That shithole is STILL running even though your “irreplaceable” parent isn’t with them. Want to know why? BECAUSE EVERYONE IS REPLACEABLE! And your mommy and daddy are NOT special at all! They are the same as the homeless bum on the street!
Yes we live in the great United States of America, but some of you may be under the idea of certain myths that are causing our country to go from being the world leader and standard to being an outright joke.
One of these myths is the idea that “Everyone gets a second change here in America”. What the FRAK is wrong with you to think that?!?! If that is what your parents are teaching you then you need to kick them square in the nuts because they are TELLING YOU it’s OK to FAIL! It is NEVER OK to fail! You will fail in life, that is given, but you should never fail and then EXPECT to be handed another opportunity. You will never be handed shit! It is a dog eat dog world out there and if you fail then you will be replaced with some guy who doesn’t even LIVE here in the United States. Its call OUTSOURCING! It’s when a company realizes that you are REPLACEBALE and someone else SOMEWHERE ELSE can do your job cheaper and with greater quality!
Another myth is that you can be anything here in America. You can be anything you want IF YOU APPLY YOURSELF! Most of you are sitting there not applying yourselves AT ALL! You just assume that when you graduate you will be handed a job, handed promotions, and handed a salary! WTF!!!!!! With that attitude no wonder many of this generation finds themselves STILL living at home with their parents! Is that what you want? Do you WANT to be 25 and living with mommy and daddy? Yeah, try bringing a boyfriend or girlfriend home to THAT!
The truth is that the children are the future, and that makes me sad because most of the children could care less. And for the most part it isn’t the kids fault, it’s the PARENTS fault! It’s the parents that use television and video games as a crutch, as a babysitter! Turn off the BOOBTUBE, they call it that because it creates BOOBS (and not the good ones we all love to play with)! Parents need to interject themselves in their kid’s lives, but most parents are SELFISH and still think that they can go out and party and pretend that THEY are still teenagers! GROW THE FRAK UP! You are ABUSING your children by thinking this way! Your kids need a parent NOT A FRIEND! They have plenty of friends but they only get one mom and dad, and when mom and dad act like party animal horndogs that sends the WRONG message to them! Want to know why your kids are FRAKED up? IT’S YOUR FAULT! Cook dinner EVERY NIGHT for your kids! Be part of their lives! What ever happened to dinners at the dinner table? What ever happened to helping your sons and daughters with their homework after or even before dinner? Stop living with this sense that society should raise your spawn!
If you want to make this world a better place I advice that you limit your video games to an hour a day, remove the pop from your life and drink juice, learn that credit is evil and will cause you more pain then any other vice, and work hard and get a job at the age of twelve and learn the important lessons in life like responsibility now so when you are older you can realize that a variable rate mortgage is a horrid idea and will cause you to lose your home if you lose your job! To all those that lost their homes GOOD, IT WAS YOUR OWN FAULT FOR BEING FRAKING STUPID AND THINKING YOU ARE BETTER THEN YOU REALLY ARE! Where the FRAK did this idea of everyone should be allowed to own a home come from? You are entitled to NOTHING as you need to EARN everything!!!
The children are our greatest assets, yet we are hypnotizing them with trash on TV and video games that are teaching them to beat down hookers so they can save some virtual cash! And the parents have the gull to blame the video game industry and the television/movie industry? How about YOU monitor your own kids, YOU tell them what is right and wrong, and YOU teach them how to be the best person they can be! Because if you don’t they will go out and buy things they can’t afford and then cry to those who were responsible for help. Don’t be a beggar, don’t be a loser, be a WINNER and a HERO and amount to something in life. Because if you can’t, well then I hope you leave this country and stop wasting our time!
Thank you, and enjoy your school year!
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REFERENCES:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/MediaResources/PreparedSchoolRemarks/
http://seminal.firedoglake.com/diary/7919
Tags: America, Angry Minute, Children, Failure, Freeloading, Kids, Lazy, Parents, Personal Accountability, Selfish, Stupid, Video Games
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Aug 5, 2009 in
Angry Minute In the beginning the FSM created something called Natural Selection. You see, his great noodleness knew that in the coarse of humanity that their would be “anomalies” and there would need to be a way to remove them from said humanity. So in his divine wisdom he created Natural Selection.
But the FSM couldn’t foresee that we as humans would try and circumvent Natural Selection. I assume this was unfathomable to him as it would be like trying to stick your arm in an incinerator to save a piece of paper (ala IT WOULD BE POINTLESS, STUID, RECKLESS, AND COST YOU AN ARM!)
First off: do you know what Natural Selection is? “The process in nature by which, according to Darwin’s theory of evolution, only the organisms best adapted to their environment tend to survive and transmit their genetic characteristics in increasing numbers to succeeding generations while those less adapted tend to be eliminated.” (SOURCE)
So what does that mean in layman’s terms? It means people who cannot take care of themselves eventually die. Because stupid people shouldn’t be allowed to survive. Adapt or Die.
Think of it this way; if a small weak gazelle is born it dies quickly because it can’t survive in its environment. The big hungry lion eventually is too quick and eats the gazelle. Natural Selection occurs. Visa versa of this is if a small weak lion is born it isn’t strong enough to catch the gazelles and eventually dies of starvation. Natural Selection occurs once again. The gazelle and/or lion need to adapt or they cannot survive.
The problem with out world is we are trying to avoid Natural Selection. We are letting the stupid survive! We are not just allowing the stupid/unskilled/lazy to survive, we are ALLOWING them and even HELPING them to survive?!?!?! WHAT THE FRAK IS WRONG WITH US??????
Why do we allow these people to survive? Why don’t we allow Natural Selection to take the lives of the stupid/unskilled/lazy? Well for that I think we should view THE LIST OF ANGER.
1. Being a “Good” Person – People want to be good by nature. If someone is stupid/unskilled/lazy humanity has this concept that we can “help” them or even “cure” them. So we throw money at them (no child left behind, unemployment, welfare, free schooling, etc) in an attempt to jumpstart them from laziness. The problem here is we are taking money away from HONEST HARDWORKING people and giving it to the LAZY, SELFISH, UNEDUCATED, UNTRAINABLE, FREELOADING, ASSHATS. Now I’m not saying that we can’t help people, we should, be we should also know when to STOP A BAD INVESTMENT. There are people who have collected welfare for FAR TOO LONG and we need to JUST SAY NO to them, as they are obviously abusing the system and not working towards helping themselves or their “loved” ones. Being good is a great trait, but there are always gonna be people who take advantage of that good nature.
2. Failure/Death – People fear death and failure. People don’t want to die and people don’t want to fail. So to allow others to die/fail would be in a way accepting death and failure in humanity. People just can’t accept these ideals. We try everything to prevent death/failure, and if we want to prevent death/failure in ourselves and our loved ones then we will ultimately see that in others and want to prevent their demise. But the truth is death and failure are PARTS OF LIFE. If someone cannot survive in their environment then they should die/fail, and that is how it worked for MILLIONS of years. Failure/Death is HOW PEOPLE LEARN! If you never fail, if you never experience death, then you NEVER LEARN. Yet mankind saves those who cannot take care of themselves. We hook the living dead up to machines that keep them “alive” until their bodies become shells. We let children succeed in school even though they can’t pass their tests/classes. We give kinds awards for LAST PLACE! This is not helping us, because when someone DOES die and DOES fail they don’t understand how to accept that loss and move on (just look at all these people FREAKING OUT about Michael Jackson’s death. He died, BIG DEAL! Get over it and MOVE OF!). If we allowed people to fail then they would become unskilled, would not be able to survive in their environment, and would DIE or they would learn from said failure, and become A BETTER PERSON from that experience. That is the way the world is SUPPOSE to work! Fail and Learn = LIVE. Fail and Don’t Learn = DIE.
3. Individuality/Superiority – A friend told me that what separates use from animals is our individuality. People have this idea that because we can talk in our language and think the way we do that makes us better then everything else. And since we are better then we should by proxy be rulers of everything. How wrong of an idea this is. First off; everything has individuality. Trees, clouds, animals, food, EVERYTHING is unique in some way. Even copies have some individuality. Second; We are NOT superior. We are just like animals – we just choose NOT to accept that fact. We want to be “different” and have “compassion”. But animals DO have compassion, they just think more RATIONALLY then we ever can. We see a weak human and we try to make it stronger regardless of if they are becoming stronger. Animals see a weak animal and try to make it stronger, but if it cannot then they let it die. Survival of the fittest.
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POSTANGER:
It is my opinion that this world would be a better place if we let the worthless fend for themselves. People who can’t fend for themselves should either adapt or die. Examples of this:
Kids Failing @ School – Millions of Tax Dollars are poured into failing children each year (aka No Child Left Behind). The truth is in life there are winners and losers, and these kids are losers and are (and have been) a waste of our time. I think a kid should get ONE extra chance, maybe TWO at most, but when I was growing up we called that REPEATING THE GRADE. Now we don’t do that, we just push them through to the next grade, hand ‘em a diploma, and call them “special” or “needy”. When I was growing up the kids that were “special” were the ones who were mentally disabled, but now ANYBODY can be special just because they are stupid. STUPID ISN’T SPEICAL, ITS STUPID! And as Ron White (one of MY heroes) says – YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID! Let’em fail, when they become adults they will either adapt or die. Let the FSM sort’em out!
The Unemployed – I have no real sympathy for the Unemployed, maybe because I have a great work ethic. Sure I may not be the best employee from time to time, but I know how to hold down a job and keep it. But there are some who can’t. I’m OK with Unemployment Benefits to help those who are in need… but ONLY for 3 months MAXIMUM. If your lazy ass can’t get a job within 3 Months then you are worthless. If I lost my job tomorrow I GUARANTEE I would only be out of work MAYBE 2 weeks TOPS. Gas Stations, Fast Food Restaurants, Chain Stores, Wal-Mart’s, THEY ALL HIRE! Swallow your pride and stop being a worthless asshat! Oh you can’t get work there because of some stupid reason THAT WAS YOUR FAULT (federal crime, no skills, not a people person) well then YOU DIE. Game over for you. Guess you should have learned how to do SOMETHING with your life. Adapt or die.
Parents with Tons of Kids – We as tax payers should NEVER have to pay for someone else’s kids. If a parent(s) cannot support their kids then the government should take them away. “But Masked D-Bag, our foster centers are filled with kids. We can’t possibly fill them with more”. With the money we give these so called “parents” we could be creating boarding-school types of foster care centers to teach, love, and raise unwanted/unneeded children. I like that idea better then Susie Q popping out here 10th kid JUST SO SHE CAN GET MONEY!! We cannot live in a system that allows people to benefit from the suffering of others, ESPECIALLY THEIR OWN CHILDREN! I don’t have kids, wonder why? I CANT AFFORD THEM! I’m not gonna burden you or the government because I can’t take care of my spawn. The responsible should be allowed children, the irresponsible should have their kids taken away.
Welfare – See Unemployed and Parents with Tons of Kids. Welfare ENCOURAGES people to be lazy and dumb. Welfare teaches people that they can get by without having ANY type of skill or abilities. If you cannot be a PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY then you should DIE! Adapt or Die!
Universal Health Care – Once again we try to help everyone. Let’s worry about OURSELVES and let others worry about their selves (or however that is supposed to be said)! I know our Healthcare system sucks, but that’s because it is TOOOOOOO EXPENSIVE! Insurance isn’t the answer, the answer is making Healthcare AFFORDABLE. A broken arm should cost $50 to cast, but these hospitals are now BUSINESSES! I don’t want to pay for people because they are stupid; if you are stupid and can’t afford to get medical attention THEN YOU WILL EITHER ADAPT OR DIE! Don’t make me suffer because I am responsible and I have PERSONAL ACCOUNTABILITY!!!
These are just some of the retartedness of our mankind. Call it mean, call it insensitive, but I call it PROGRESS. We can’t allow the stupid/unskilled to survive; if they can’t learn then they can’t live. We can’t allow the lazy to survive; if they can’t become productive then they can’t live. We can’t allow those who take advantage of our good nature to continue; if they can’t survive ON THEIR OWN then they can’t live.
Is it my fault they have no friends to help them? Is it my fault they have no one BUT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE to assist them? Guess they should have been nicer in their youth, should have paid attention in school, should have worked hard, and should have a good decent PRODUCTIVE human.
Adapt or Die; This should be our motto. Land of the Free? More like Land of the FreeLOADING!
Tags: Angry Minute, Children, Death, Failure, Freeloading, Kids, Lazy, Natural Selection, No Child Left Behind, Personal Accountability, Selfish, Stupid, Survival, Unemployed, Universal Health Care, Unskilled, Welfare