Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Jun 16, 2010 in
Angry Minute Welcome to the 42nd edition of the Anger that is AngryMinute. I’m your host with the most; Masked Dbag #8! And with this being the 42nd AngryMinute you’d think that we would tackle “the meaning of life”. Well I think that to be true as today we ask the question, “Who Pays When People Are Stupid?”
Like everything else in life I was set off by a news report. You see there is this young lady name Abby Sunderland who is only 13, but she has big dreams. She wanted to prove to herself, her family, and her friends that she has what it takes in this world. So how did she try to prove her worth? Well with a sailing mission in the attempt to become the youngest person to sail solo around the world.
Abby failed. The world had to go rescue her a few weeks ago as she was stranded in the Indian Ocean during a storm. It cost over $300,000 to rescue this one girl.
OK so she is rescued and safe. She must feel bad for what has happened, right? Her family must want to make this right and not burden tax payers with this rescue charge, right? Yeah and I got some great beachfront property in The Gulf that isn’t covered with oil that I’d like to sell ya!
Well Abby doesn’t seem to feel too bad. “I think that a lot of people are judging me by the standards they have for their teens and other teens that they know … and thinking ’she’s exactly like them,’” Sunderland told The Associated Press. “They don’t understand that I’ve sailed my whole life and I do know what I’m doing out there.”
Ummm… if you know what you are doing then why did you need rescued? If you didn’t need anyone’s help why were people sent to help you? And to be honest young lady I am judging you because you didn’t do what you said you were going to do, you abused and used tax payer money in your rescue, and now you want to tell ME that I don’t understand and that YOU know what the HELL you are doing?
Damn kids think they know EVERYTHING don’t they?
Well luckily Abby has parents who will raise her right… right? WRONG!
Yeah instead her parents are encouraging her to try again, which is great because parents should support their children in whatever they want to do in life. But they should also raise their children (and themselves) to be able to SUPPORT THEMSELVES!
See this is where I START TO GET PISSED OFF RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW! Marianne Sunderland, the leaky vagina that Abby fell out of, has gone on record to inform the world that she doesn’t think the Sunderland’s should have to pay the $300,000 (and could reach up to $1.1 million) rescue fee. “We’re not wealthy people,” Marianne says as she tries not to point out the facts that she just helped finance Abby’s trip around the world AND has helped finance her son’s successful trip to solo sail around the world.
And to be honest I don’t give two shats what The Sunderland’s do with their free time, but I care what happens to tax payer’s money. Because right now the tax payers are the ones taking the bill, taking it right up the arse!
If I was a sports athlete and I broke my neck who would pay for it? I or my insurance would. If I couldn’t pay and I didn’t have insurance then I would be FRAKED. So my question is WHY didn’t Abby Sunderland have some sort of “Rescue Insurance”? Why should people who don’t go out and try to “conquer the world” be held responsible when failure and rescue occurs to others?
Its not just Abby Sunderland, lots of people try to tame Mother Nature and need help. We hear of adventurers climbing mountains only to get stuck and need to be rescued, and those rescues can be VERY expensive. Shouldn’t those people who need rescued float the bill?
I’m all for helping people in accidents, but when people place themselves in risky situations they should fully know that they should be held responsible for their actions. Letting this 13 year old girl go with a slap on the wrist is sending her the wrong message. It is telling her to go do whatever the FRAK she wants without worry of repercussions. She doesn’t have to care who will come rescue her or how she will pay for it, all she cares about is that someone will come and it will be free of charge.
This situation makes me physically sick. Next time this bitch gets stuck and lost I say let her die. Sorry bout your damn luck but we don’t have time to save every dumb person. What ever happened to PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY?!?!?!?! Guess they don’t teach that anymore because neither Abby nor her parents seem to know what that means. Get on a boat, all of you, and sail out into the middle of the ocean and DIE! You are all worthless and are nothing but burdens on this Earth. I pray everyday that karma takes that $300,000 up to $1.1m rescue bill and takes a hot steaming doodoo butter loaf all over your lives. Because you have shat all over the lives of the tax payers. You and your family are worthless leeches and I am done with you. Take your 15 mins and get the FRAK off my soapbox.
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away from me… BITCH!
Tags: Abby Sunderland, Angry Minute, Failure, Indian Ocean, Personal Accountability, Personal Responsibility, rescue, sailing, Stupid, tax payers
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on May 19, 2010 in
Angry Minute You know what pisses me off! I MEAN PISSES ME OFF! It’s all this fighting over Illegals. What the FRAK kind of world do we live in? When did Illegal become OK???
It pisses me off because my family worked hard, came to America LEGALLY, and we have paid our taxes ever since. Yet these Illegals come over the boarder or the ocean or WHERE THE FRAK EVER and pay no taxes yet expect to have the same rights and privileges as Americas??? HOW IS THAT FAIR?!?!?
ILLEGAL LINKAGE: Girl who came to US illegally can’t get loans
Poor Gladys Castro! She is a 4.09 GPA (I thought a 4.0 was the highest, but whatever) student and wants to go to college. But there is a small problem, well I mean SHE thinks its small but the truth is ITS A BIG FRAKIN ISSUE! See she isn’t LEGALLY suppose to be here. And she has NO IDEA how she is gonna pay for her education because she ASSUMED the AMERICAN TAXPAYER (which she is NOT ONE OF) was going to float her bill.
Who paid for MY college? IT WAS ME! AND I’M EVEN AN AMERICAN CITIZEN!!!!! How DARE these Illegals think they can get WHATEVER THEY WANT for free just because… because… WELL HELL I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY THEY FEEL SO ENTITLED!!!!!
I think the article is AWESOME because they point out that this ILLEGAL has already COST her state $100,000 just for her HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA! In my mind she should feel LUCKY because it is my viewpoint that she should have NEVER BEEN GIVEN AN AMERICAN EDUCATION as she is, wait for it… ILLEGAL!!!!!!!
She even has her prayer group PRAYING TO GOD for her. Yes, because God really gives two shits about someone who doesn’t give two shits about the laws of the land. Yes let’s pray to God for other illegal acts too, like rape and murder! Gladys should have prayed EVERY DAY that ICE didn’t come and REMOVE HE SORRY ASS FROM MY COUNTRY! Actually I am praying to the FSM right now. “Oh grandeur, please have all the illegals deported so our economy can stop being ass-raped by their entitlement. They deserves no more then anyone else who wants to come to America. They should have to do it LEGALLY, be DOCUMENTED, and PAY TAXES. Please make them BURN IN HELL FOREVER. RAmen!”
I just don’t get where these illegals get off by thinking they deserve all this shit from a government which they don’t even belong too. Everyday this angers me more and more. They keep hiding behind “racial profiling” and “racism” but the truth is they are Illegal and shouldn’t be here. I don’t care if you are white, black, pink, or purple; what I and AMERICA care about is your LEGAL status. If you are ILLEGAL then you only should get HUMAN RIGHTS and that’s it! We need to stop paying for the misdeeds of others.
Gladys Castro – Get the FRAK out of my country! YOU DON’T BELONG HERE ILLEGAL! And take your law breaking worthless parents with you! Because all of you are lawbreakers and deserve to get an education, an education if DEPORTATION!
Tags: America, Angry Minute, Deportation, Government, Illegal Immigrants, Personal Accountability, Personal Responsibility
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Feb 17, 2010 in
Angry Minute People who are NOT on a budget PISS ME OFF! But what PISSES ME OFF even more are those people who “say” they are on a budget but still spend their money all willy-nilly and cause their budgets to go into the red.
This is what is wrong with the place we call America! And it is America’s fault!
Just take out government for example. We are in BILLIONS of dollars in debt because of our outrageous spending. Why the hell do we need to spend so much money on things that are really not needed? I hit this topic briefly a few weeks ago when I condemned our government for donating millions of dollars in foreign aid to Haiti when we can’t even feed all of our own people! Maybe I’m crazy but I thought if I only have $10 that I can only SPEND $10… but I guess I’m wrong because people don’t get that concept at all!
This frivolous spending by our leaders is making for “bad parental guidance”. The people of America see this kind of spending and think, “Well if our government is doing it why can’t I?” Then they go buy all this shit they don’t really need, ON CREDIT, and can’t pay for it when the bill comes due. And who do they blame? Do they accept blame upon themselves? FRAK NO! They blame “society” because it’ could NEVER be their own fault! Makes me FRAKIN SICK!
I was raised to spend what I make and not a dime more. Now I’m not saying I don’t have credit cards BUT I am saying that those cards have been one of the BIGGEST MISTAKES of my life. They have caused me nothing but pain and suffering. As they have for millions of Americans. And I have taken steps and measures to relieve myself from the chains of these cards.
So why can’t people just get on a budget? Why can’t people take responsibility for their spending? I’m on a budget now, and though I don’t have tons of money to throw around I make ends meet without drastically affecting my level of living. Instead of buying pop I now drink Kool-Aid; instead of eating out at McDonalds every night I make dinner at home; instead of buying the latest and greatest video game I either play an old video game I own OR I trade in games I have so I don’t need to spend cash. Making small adjustments to your living can not only save you tons of cash, it will make you FEEL like a better person. When I cook I feel like I’m King of the Castle; but when I munch down a McDonalds McDouble I feel greasy and lazy.
I was also raised that if I fail then that failure is on me and no one else. Too many people are taking advantage of the good intentions of others. People on welfare and unemployment stay on those programs for years instead on months? How FRAKING ridiculous is that? People smoke cigs and get lung cancer only to beg for public assistance to fight the disease? Ummm YOU GAVE YOURSELF CANCER! Sure cigs can be addictive, but so can chocolate but I’m not suing Hershey for my fat ass! I take responsibility for my own actions, I don’t blame anyone for what happens in my life but me/myself/I!
The truth is that people in out society do NOT want to be held responsible for their own actions. “They” didn’t do it, but someone else made them do it. That is horseshit! Take responsibility for yourself and maybe, just maybe, you will feel respected by others. Because right now I have no FRAKIN respect for people who are out of control. So life didn’t turn out the way you wanted it to? Well go cry me a river you baby! Get over yourself, the world DOES NOT revolve around you!
Tags: Budget, Government, Money, Personal Responsibility, Spending
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Dec 23, 2009 in
Angry Minute Tis the season of giving 
This Holiday (not christmas, as Holiday is the traditional celebration for all FSMers) I wanted to look back at a year that saw Angry Minute be born. Angry Minute was actually created on Jan 28th 2009 through the Notes Application in Facebook. It was SOOOOOO popular that the website had to be created. Because of this there are actually several AngryMinutes that were NEVER posted on this website.
So with these last 4 weeks of 2009 I want to post the top 4 Angry Minutes that were never posted on this website. MERRY HOLIDAY BASTARDS!!!
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ANGER TOPIC: Taking Parental Responsibility
(originally posted on 03/25/2009)
You know what gets under my FRAKIN skin? When parents blame everyone except themselves or their children! Because FSM knows that your brats can’t do anything wrong!
FRAK THAT!!!
Parents love to play the dumb card. They love to say, “I can’t watch my kid all the time”, “My kid’s a good kid”, and “I want to be their friend, not their enemy”. Um… YOU ARE THE PARENT! It IS your job to watch you kid AT ALL TIMES (you are RESPONSIBLE for them after all). Even the best kids do the worst things under pressure, so the kid needs a PARENT to keep them in line and not a friend (kids have plenty of friends, but they are very limited on parents).
Let’s take a look at this with a three prong story edition of THE LIST OF ANGER!!!!!
LIST OF ANGER:
1. Being Their Friend: So I was watching “The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet” yesterday and they did this segment about Spring Break. They had an 18 year-old girl who wanted to go to Mexico for Spring Break, and her parent was actually going to let her! The Government has released a notice telling Americans to STAY AWAY from Mexico for Spring Break because of the kidnappings, murders, and all that FUN AND CRAZY STUFF! But this bubbly blond wanted to go “have fun” without her mommy anyway. I guess that would be fine if the 18 year-old wasn’t saying things like “I want to party with my friends” and “I should be able to make my own decisions”. And the amazing part is the parent was actually leaning towards letting her go EVEN THOUGH the parent works for a lawfirm and has seen first hand what these heathens do during Spring Break. Why is that? Because mommy didn’t want to be the parent, she wanted to be the friend. And I know what you are gonna say; “The chick is 18, she is legal and can do whatever she wants.” NO! NO! NO! She is a senior in high school, and she still lives at home so that makes the PARENT IN CHARGE! Yet the parent doesn’t want to be in charge, they want to be friends. YOU ARE NOT YOUR CHILDS FRIEND!!!! Also, just because your kid is 18 DOES NOT MAKE THEM AN ADULT! (http://www.mandjshow.com/show-recaps/tuesday-march-24-mj-investigates-spring-break/)
2. Taking Responsibility: This is a tragic story. Jessica Logan was a sweet 18 year-old who decided that she wanted to up her game with her boyfriend of a couple months so she took sexy nude photos of herself and sent them to him over the phone. Well, the loving and caring boyfriend forwarded those photos and eventually hundreds of kids in the Cincinnati High School had seen Jessica’s goods. The children then started to taunt her, making fun of her no matter where she was. Jessica was so distressed because of the taunting. They called her a slut, a whore, and probably YOUR MOM. What horrible things to say to a girl who wasn’t a whore… she just wanted a man she had been dating for only a few weeks to view her sexy and luscious body as an object for him to conquer and own. (Um… isn’t that what a whore is???). In any case she couldn’t take it anymore so she took her own life, not thinking of the ones she loved. She did the EXACT SAME THING when she messaged her boyfriend nude cell-phone photos of herself (she was selfish). She was only thinking of herself and how she wanted to get her boyfriend (who she’d only been dating for a month or two) all hot and bothered so they could go roll in the hay (that’s slang for bumpin uglies, horizontal mambo, or even the famous doin’ it). But that isn’t what really bothers me (though it does, and will be an Angry Minute at some point). What ANGERS me is the parents, after all of this, still think THEY DID NOTHING WRONG! Let me quote her mother, Cynthia Logan: “My only baby that I will never be able to touch again. I will never have grandchildren. I will never be able to hand down my heirlooms. I’m just devastated by these parents that allow their children to do and say anything they want.” Um… EXCUSE ME?!?!? You are devastated that these parents let their children do and say whatever they want? Yeah, um… YOU ARE ONE OF THESE PARENTS ASSHAT! You let your daughter do whatever she wanted!!! She posed for nude photos, sent them to a man she’d only been with for a short period, and then killed herself because she didn’t know where to turn. SHE SURE AS HELL DIDN’T TURN TO YOU!!!! Sounds like she did what she wanted. YOU gave her life, YOU gave her the phone, and YOU gave her moral direction. Kids tease, THAT IS PART OF LIFE PEOPLE! If Jessica had been raised to know better she wouldn’t have been in this position in the first place. TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY! I don’t care if you tell me she was a good kid, because PROOF shows us something a bit different. It only takes one moment to turn a good kid bad. ONE FRAKIN MOMENT! (http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20090322/NEWS01/903220312?foo=fee)
3. Punishment: And here is the REAL problem. Parents think that there kids are special and don’t need disciplined. You see it all the time. Think of the kid throwing the tantrum at the grocery store because he wants a candy bar. I’ve seen parents SO LAZY that they don’t want to deal with the embarrassment so they buy the item for their child. WHAT THE FRAK!?!?! Or have you ever been out to dinner and you see that parents dealing with their children who are throwing food, acting like animals? What do these parents do? They calmly say “Now that’s not nice. Don’t throw your food.” YOUR KID NEEDS A GOOD OLD FASION ASS WHOOPIN! When in the FSM’s name did we allow our children to act like heathens? If I even thought about doing something bad I got beat! “But that’s abuse” some may say. No, that is PARENTING! If your kid is a monster it is YOUR FAULT! YOU ARE A BAD PARENT! Now I know there are some cases where this may not be true (some kids are bad, no matter how amazing there parents are) but the majority of these kids are doing whatever the hell they want because no one is giving them a reason not to. If there is no real punishment then what is to stop them from doing whatever they want. You’re kids DO NOT have the right to be out in public annoying me or others. THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL! As a child I knew that I was to behave in public, to be on my best behavior. I feared my mother and father (and I still do) but now I’m older I have THANKED THEM for beating me and giving me moral direction. They wanted me to be able to make GOOD CHOICES. They are my PARENTS and they treated me as there CHILD. And I STILL behave myself because even though I’m an adult my mother will still pull my pants down and beat me if I act up. BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME! If you DON’T beat your child YOU ARE A BAD PARENT. PERIOD THE FRAKIN END!
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POSTANGER:
Being Their Friend – There is plenty of time to be their friend once they are grown up and are mature (I say that is around 22-23 years old). You are the parent, not the friend. Kids need a parent and if you don’t be their parent then they will grownup to not know the difference between right and wrong. Be their friend later, be their parent NOW.
Taking Responsibility – It is easy for parents to not blame themselves, but the truth is that it’s your kid and your responsibility. When your kid does something wrong that is your fault. I know kids will be kids and all that junk, but you are the parent. If my dog bit you who would be held responsible? I would, because it is MY dog. It is YOUR kid, so it is your responsibility. Be active with your kids, be involved in what they like, and learn EVERYTHING that they are interested in. If you are not a proactive parent then you aren’t really a good parent.
Punishment – No one wants to spank their kids, but it has to be done. I know I’ll get flak on this, but I’m a firm believer that sometimes physical punishment is needed. There is a time and place for it, but it is needed to raise a good kid. If you don’t use physicality then you are showing weakness to your child, and they will use that to their advantage to get away with whatever they want. Don’t believe me? Yeah, probably cuz you weren’t beat and think you turned out just fine. Delusion is fun isn’t it?
Tags: Angry Minute, Children, Friend, Kids, Parents, Personal Responsibility, Punishment, Responsivility, Spanking
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Sep 30, 2009 in
Angry Minute Have you ever purchased something, that has one of those warning labels on them? You know the ones I mean, the labels that make you scratch your head and say “what moron doesn’t know this”?
The new America, that’s whom!
Oh you mean that if I drop something electrical (like a laptop, or a hairdryer) into a bathtub I’ll shock and maybe (hopefully) kill myself? Really? REALLY! I had no FRAKIN idea!!! WARNING LABEL NEEDED!
A jar of peanut butter contains peanuts? I’M FLABBERGASTED! WARNING LABEL NEEDED!
Did you know that when a lawnmower is running you shouldn’t place your hands or feet under the mower? You mean I could lose a limb from the SHARP METAL ROTATING BLADE!!!! How was I ever to know without a FRAKIN WARNING LABEL?!?!?!
Do you see the moronicness? And what’s even stupider is that moronicness isn’t even a word! I have to MAKE UP WORDS to describe have mentally debilitating this really is!!!!
How about some quickies?
-WARNING: Do not use disposable razor during an earthquake
-WARNING: Wheelbarrow is not intended for highway use
-WARNING: Microwave is not to be used for drying pets
-WARNING: Silly Putty is not to be used as ear plugs
-WARNING: Wearing this Superman costume does not enable you to fly
-WARNING: Hammers may be harmful is swallowed
-WARNING: Do not attempt to stop chainsaw blade with your hand
-WARNING: Sleeping pills may cause drowsiness
-WARNING: Do not put bottle rockets in your mouth
WHAT THE FLYING FRAK-A-DACK-A-DING-DONG IS THIS SHAT!?!?!?!
Well, the short end of the stick is that some moron with no common senses decided to do something so stupid that a warning label like those above were required. I bet that moron sued and the legal department of these companies were FORCED to tell their customers what should be OBVIOUS. Do you REALLY think a Superman costume will make you fly? If so, you should be locked down in the FUNNY FARM! Did you SWALLOW a HAMMER?!?! HOW THE HELL DO YOU SWALLOW A HAMMER… AND WHY?!?!? Sleeping pills made me drowsy? I can’t stop a chainsaw blade with my bare hand?!?! WHO ARE THESE IDIOTS?!?!?!
Do you want to know WHY America is the laughing stock of the world? Because of inbred retards who live here! Sue happy asshats who think that it isn’t common knowledge that drying your cat in the microwave isn’t the smartest idea in the world.
Who to blame? Let’s start with the schools! Are we not teaching these things?!?! Are we not telling out children that blades are sharp? How a microwave works? That hammers aren’t edible? That bottle rockets aren’t edible? WHAT THE FRAK ARE WE TEACHING THEM THEN?!?!?!
We can also blame the parents, because if your el rejecto of a child performs any of these ludicrous activates then you really REALLY need to look in the mirror and decide if you are competent to raise another living being!
And finally I blame the law! We need a law that says “You cannot sue in cases where common senses was not used”. What ever happened to PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY! There is that word again, because AMERICA HAS NONE! Here in America if you do something sooooooooo retardo you can sue too and become a millionaire just because you didn’t use common sense! UN-FRAKIN-BELIEVABLE!
Here’s one last warning, and the funny thing is I had to add this to my website because PEOPLE COULDN’T UNDERSTAND!
-WARNING: Masked Douchebag #8 is a DOUCHEBAG!
Tags: Angry Minute, Lawsuit, Personal Accountability, Personal Responsibility, Stupid, Warning, Warning Label