Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Jan 14, 2010 in
AngryReview 
IT PISSED ME OFF: Horrid game. The story was boring, resulting in myself getting lost alot. The CODEWORD system they use to make conversation engaging makes me vomit and requires you to talk to EVERYONE multiple times in hopes they are the one who needs the CODE, and if they aren’t then you have to backtrack to all the other towns and search for either a new CODEWORD or the precise person who needs said CODEWORD. The experience system levels up via what you use, which would be great if it wasn’t such a slow and daunting process that causes you to level grind for hours. Overall this is the worst Final Fantasy I’ve played and I was only happy when it was over because I was done with it. Don’t play, skip from 1 to 3 and save yourself the pain. (please note this is for the NES version of Final Fantasy, as Final Fantasy II on the SNES is actually Final Fantasy IV and that game is SUPER AWESOME and not a bag of dog poop)
Tags: AngryReview, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy II, Japan, NES, Nintendo, Video Games
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Sep 9, 2009 in
Angry Minute There has been a lot of controversy over Baraka Obama’s speech to our precious flowers. After reading his speech I don’t understand why. Hell, to be honest I think he was just too nice! Lucky for all my fans I wrote my OWN speech to the children of the USA! Please read and leave your comments below. Thanks!!!
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SPEECH TO AMERICA’S SCHOOL CHILDREN
WRITTEN BY MASKED D-BAY #8
Hello everyone, and welcome back to another action pack school year. Now I know some of you are thinking, “man, wish I was still in bed enjoying that great summer vacation” and to that I say, “stopping being a wuss and get over it! Be lucky that you have a summer vacation because as shitty as you all do in school will mean that future generations might not get summer vacations! So stop your pissy moaning!”
The world is changing, but one thing that that hasn’t changed is the need for intelligent people. We have too many “tards” in the USA, and those “tards” are all causing the responsible Americas pain and suffering. Want to know why your home was foreclosed on this past year? It’s because your mommy and daddy are horrible at math and couldn’t realize that they were living outside of their means! It’s because parents ASSUMED that they would always be employed at their workplace because in their delusional minds were “irreplaceable” and thought “this shithole workplace can’t survive unless I’m here”. Well guess what? That shithole is STILL running even though your “irreplaceable” parent isn’t with them. Want to know why? BECAUSE EVERYONE IS REPLACEABLE! And your mommy and daddy are NOT special at all! They are the same as the homeless bum on the street!
Yes we live in the great United States of America, but some of you may be under the idea of certain myths that are causing our country to go from being the world leader and standard to being an outright joke.
One of these myths is the idea that “Everyone gets a second change here in America”. What the FRAK is wrong with you to think that?!?! If that is what your parents are teaching you then you need to kick them square in the nuts because they are TELLING YOU it’s OK to FAIL! It is NEVER OK to fail! You will fail in life, that is given, but you should never fail and then EXPECT to be handed another opportunity. You will never be handed shit! It is a dog eat dog world out there and if you fail then you will be replaced with some guy who doesn’t even LIVE here in the United States. Its call OUTSOURCING! It’s when a company realizes that you are REPLACEBALE and someone else SOMEWHERE ELSE can do your job cheaper and with greater quality!
Another myth is that you can be anything here in America. You can be anything you want IF YOU APPLY YOURSELF! Most of you are sitting there not applying yourselves AT ALL! You just assume that when you graduate you will be handed a job, handed promotions, and handed a salary! WTF!!!!!! With that attitude no wonder many of this generation finds themselves STILL living at home with their parents! Is that what you want? Do you WANT to be 25 and living with mommy and daddy? Yeah, try bringing a boyfriend or girlfriend home to THAT!
The truth is that the children are the future, and that makes me sad because most of the children could care less. And for the most part it isn’t the kids fault, it’s the PARENTS fault! It’s the parents that use television and video games as a crutch, as a babysitter! Turn off the BOOBTUBE, they call it that because it creates BOOBS (and not the good ones we all love to play with)! Parents need to interject themselves in their kid’s lives, but most parents are SELFISH and still think that they can go out and party and pretend that THEY are still teenagers! GROW THE FRAK UP! You are ABUSING your children by thinking this way! Your kids need a parent NOT A FRIEND! They have plenty of friends but they only get one mom and dad, and when mom and dad act like party animal horndogs that sends the WRONG message to them! Want to know why your kids are FRAKED up? IT’S YOUR FAULT! Cook dinner EVERY NIGHT for your kids! Be part of their lives! What ever happened to dinners at the dinner table? What ever happened to helping your sons and daughters with their homework after or even before dinner? Stop living with this sense that society should raise your spawn!
If you want to make this world a better place I advice that you limit your video games to an hour a day, remove the pop from your life and drink juice, learn that credit is evil and will cause you more pain then any other vice, and work hard and get a job at the age of twelve and learn the important lessons in life like responsibility now so when you are older you can realize that a variable rate mortgage is a horrid idea and will cause you to lose your home if you lose your job! To all those that lost their homes GOOD, IT WAS YOUR OWN FAULT FOR BEING FRAKING STUPID AND THINKING YOU ARE BETTER THEN YOU REALLY ARE! Where the FRAK did this idea of everyone should be allowed to own a home come from? You are entitled to NOTHING as you need to EARN everything!!!
The children are our greatest assets, yet we are hypnotizing them with trash on TV and video games that are teaching them to beat down hookers so they can save some virtual cash! And the parents have the gull to blame the video game industry and the television/movie industry? How about YOU monitor your own kids, YOU tell them what is right and wrong, and YOU teach them how to be the best person they can be! Because if you don’t they will go out and buy things they can’t afford and then cry to those who were responsible for help. Don’t be a beggar, don’t be a loser, be a WINNER and a HERO and amount to something in life. Because if you can’t, well then I hope you leave this country and stop wasting our time!
Thank you, and enjoy your school year!
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REFERENCES:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/MediaResources/PreparedSchoolRemarks/
http://seminal.firedoglake.com/diary/7919
Tags: America, Angry Minute, Children, Failure, Freeloading, Kids, Lazy, Parents, Personal Accountability, Selfish, Stupid, Video Games
Posted by Masked D-Bag #8 on Jul 29, 2009 in
Angry Minute What ever happened to Personal Accountability? It used to be that people took responsibility for their own actions. It used to be that people, when they did wrong, admitted to such wrongness and moved on.
People in our world no longer have Personal Accountability. It’s never “their” fault; it’s always someone else’s.
This has been pissing me off for a long time because, even though I’m a Douchebag, I’ve always taken personal responsibility for my own actions. I blame no one for my problems except for me. Why? Because I’m a MAN and not a whiney bizitch!
So do you need an example of this heinosity in action? Well I got the perfect example:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32084656/ns/local_news-san_francisco_bay_area_ca/
Erik Estavillo, a San Jose native, is suing Sony due to a first amendment rights dispute. Erik was “trash talking” during a video game outing on the Playstation 3 and was eventually banned from Sony’s online network for breaching their Terms of Service. Erik “thinks” that Sony is infringing upon his rights to free speech… what do you think?
I think Mr. Estavillo needs to stop being a pansy ass bizitch and take his punishment LIKE A MAN! The article informs that Erik was warned ON THREE SPERERATE OCCASIONS that his language was unacceptable and that if it continued that his FREE MEMBERSHIP to the Playstation Network would be terminated. Obviously Erik continued and Sony decided to release him from said service.
Mr. Estavillo admits to the trash talking, but says “virtually everyone who plays the game participates in the same language”. I guess since everyone was doing it that he shouldn’t be punished?!? I wonder if “virtually everyone else” was reported as well, and if “virtually everyone else” ignored their warnings too. That’s a lot of IFS right there. Guess that means good ol’ Erik was ASSuming, and we all know that means he is making an ASS out of himself!
Erik’s biggest complaint about being suspended is that he has agoraphobia. That means he is afraid of crowds and public places (so no PHYSICAL interation with people). So since he can’t be in society as a functioning member he needs to hide in the dark realm of his basement and play Playstation to retain any sense of being social. But now that the evil drones at Sony have targeted him UNFAIRLY (that’s called sarcasm kids) he has filed suit. He “needs all the support (he) can get” because of his illness/handicap. Erik is suing based on violation of his first amendment rights and on counts of theft due to the inability to access in game credit he has purchased with real money due to the suspension (I currently don’t have access to Playstation’s ToS but I can almost guarantee that Erik forfeited his credits upon getting suspensed AND was most likely reinformed of this during one of his THREE warnings).
This kid (the article says he’s 29 but anyone who acts like this is no adult) needs a reality check.
REALITY – Agoraphobia is a horrid thing to have, but that doesn’t entitle you to ANY special treatment on the Playstation Network. Obviously the people online reported you, which means those people didn’t like you and what you were doing/saying. If you weren’t such a DICK then you wouldn’t have these issues. (for more information see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agoraphobia)
REALITY – Not everything is protected under the First Amendment. I can’t stand on a sidewalk and just start blurting out obscenities. THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL. The use of your language was so vile and distasteful that Sony had to think about OTHERS besides yourself. Little kids play these games, and RESPOSIBLE PARENTS don’t want their spawn to hear such filth. Clean your act up and MAYBE these players will want to play with you. There are more people in a game then just your friends, you need to be considerate of EVERYONE and not just yourself.
REALITY – You were WARNED THREE TIMES. What, did you NOT take these warning seriously? In the REAL WORLD when you are given a warning you work to resolve the issue OR… well three strikes and you’re OUT!! What makes YOU so special that YOU don’t have to play by these rules? Being agoraphobic? FEARS ARE NOT RIGHTS!
REALITY – Sony owes you NOTHING. They gave you the OPPPERTUNITY to enjoy their service FOR FREE and you shat all over them and their players. You took advantage of the service, you abused those who use the service, and you showed no disregard or regret about it AT ALL. Even after being suspended you don’t even APOLIGIZE?!?!?! Your defense is “everyone does it”. If everyone else jumped off a bridge would you? Just because others do it DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT!
REALITY – The Playstation Network is a PRIVATE network. They owe you NOTHING. You AGREED to Sony’s Terms of Service upon creating your Playstation Network account and in that agreement you promised to play nice or face penilty. Now you are being reprimanded due to your inability to play by the rules. YOU AGREED TO THIS! You are CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED to use the service AS AGREED UPON! If you can’t play nice YOU CAN’T PLAY AT ALL!
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POSTANGER:
Erik, you need to learn to take PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY for your OWN actions. Regardless of any mental/physical handicap you are just like everyone else when you enter the online world. Isn’t that what you want? To be like everyone else?
The real truth is you want SPECIAL treatment. You want to be able to do whatever you want without repercussions. But you don’t DESERVE any special treatment, you deserve to be BANNED.
As a gamer I’m HAPPY to see you banned. I hate it when DICKHOLES join my game and “talk trash” because they think it makes them “cool”. You’re not cool, you ruined people’s experiences of the game and caused THEM pain and suffering. So I think that the GAMERS should be able to SUE YOU!
Just because you are handicapped doesn’t give you the right to be an ASSHOLE. Get over yourself and learn to take PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY!!!
Tags: Angry Minute, First Amendment, Free Speech, Lawsuit, MSNBC, Personal Accountability, Playstation, Sony, Video Games, Wikipedia